I could just open it in a text editor I suppose, but then I have to deal with escaping, and moving around cells, and that sounds painful.
But things really are hopeless.
Even Microsoft can't control the monster they unleashed on the world. Execs and managers using Excel instead of Planner for project tracking ("Spreadsheets are for manipulating numbers, not word processing!"). Used in that way, Excel isn't so fragile, but why is it being used at all? For f*cks sake, hasn't anyone ever heard of Word tables?
Honestly, anyone who uses Excel as a database should be exiled to... someplace where they can't do any more damage. Maybe connectivity-poor rural Arkansas. That's technological malpractice. It's indefensible, and an embarrassment to the whole tech sector that anyone is trying to excuse it.