Not sure if that's a joke or reference i don't get but Currywurst is not Swiss (and honestly i haven't seen it here very often either) and Lindt is basically only the "cheap export stuff" you would be surprised how much better chocolate can get ;)

There is a Lindt factory in Zurich and there are plenty stands selling wurst and currywurst in Zurich

Ah, could have better argued with that. Excellent points! And don't forget the funny cheese and nice watches ;)

Try läderach chocolate