For those who read your comment and feel bad that the humorous angle is reality to them… it isn’t. Don’t let the world make you feel bad about yourself.
For those who read it and get a chuckle about fat people… your world view may benefit from some compassionate adjustment.
Because being overweight is not you being the best version of yourself. Your health, energy, romantic life, and likely even career would improve if you did something about the problem. It is something that's entirely within your control to do something about.
Life is short, it's too short to spend it fat. The best time to take action is now.
Security by obscurity is perfectly OK as part of a layered defense, where your systems are also secured properly. Where it is not OK is when you don't bother to secure your systems because you assume they're hidden and no one will find them.
It's not that it's somehow wrong, the problem with security-by-obscurity is that it's often mistaken for cryptographic security of the Kerchoff kind, where you can reveal the entire scheme, minus the secret key.
Something like port-knocking is a form of security-by-obscurity that is technical enough that someone might mistake it for cryptographic security.
This is important to me, please let me know.
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As a result I use the supposedly not ok, security by obsecurity. (Along with other normal precautions)
I don't tell people which Bitcoin wallet I recommend, I simply say "I don't tell people where I hide gold".
Although not sure if I could survive devil's breath.