A foreign seller has hijacked my Amazon Klein bottle listing

Re:A foreign seller has hijacked my Amazon Klein bottle listing by Qwertious on Wednesday June 30, 2021 @05:03AM (#27686454)

Don't buy this guy's klein bottles, they're a scam - they're only THREE dimensional! Such a rip off. How am I supposed to store a ŷ̶̺̎͌͐̿̽̊́̕ŏ̶̗̈́̓̍̎̃͠g̶̝̺̜̜͋̿̚ͅ-̷̧̛̈́̔́s̷̰̀͌́̈́ơ̷̝̭̫͛́͘ẗ̴̹̱̖̥́h̸̡̡͙̻̀o̸̹̘̾̀͗̇̕t̵̗̠̄̽̈́͑ḧ̵̳̰̩̲͈̜͉̝́́͌͐ in this thing?

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Re:A foreign seller has hijacked my Amazon Klein bottle listing by Grustaf on Wednesday June 30, 2021 @06:19AM (#27686841)

No it's your space that's 3-dimensional. Just make sure to store your klein bottles in 4d space and they will be free of holes and self intersections.

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Re:A foreign seller has hijacked my Amazon Klein bottle listing by lalaithion on Wednesday June 30, 2021 @11:21AM (#27689629)

PEBCAK (Problem Exists Between Chair And Klein bottle)

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Re:A foreign seller has hijacked my Amazon Klein bottle listing by smoyer on Wednesday June 30, 2021 @11:57AM (#27690081)

Cliff Stoll stores Klein bottles i in the crawl space under his house and manages his inventory with a frickin' robot. The head clearance seems a bit short for a4 4D space!

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Re:A foreign seller has hijacked my Amazon Klein bottle listing by Vivtek on Wednesday June 30, 2021 @11:37AM (#27689822)

This is what comes of neglecting the storage instructions.

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Re:A foreign seller has hijacked my Amazon Klein bottle listing by Y_Y on Wednesday June 30, 2021 @05:48AM (#27686686)

The classic Klein bottle is a 2D surface. It doesn't embed in R^3 regardless of whether you give it a little thickness so you can make it out of matter.

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Re:A foreign seller has hijacked my Amazon Klein bottle listing by bobbyi_settv on Wednesday June 30, 2021 @12:52PM (#27690765)

Worse, the klein bottles did nothing to remove my black heads

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Re:A foreign seller has hijacked my Amazon Klein bottle listing by bawana on Wednesday June 30, 2021 @06:18AM (#27686836)

Does anyone else see 10 vertical lines of characters that look like the ‘matrix’ font overlaid on the word ‘yog so Thoth’ in the last two lines of qwertious’ post?

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Re:A foreign seller has hijacked my Amazon Klein bottle listing by wffurr on Wednesday June 30, 2021 @07:01AM (#27687108)

That's He Who Shall Not Be Named's hand reaching into the material world, making himself known to all who would dare parse HTML with regular expressions.

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Re:A foreign seller has hijacked my Amazon Klein bottle listing by teh_klev on Wednesday June 30, 2021 @07:55AM (#27687406)

And signalling the immanentizing of Tony the Pony.

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Re:A foreign seller has hijacked my Amazon Klein bottle listing by wizzwizz4 on Wednesday June 30, 2021 @11:55AM (#27690053)

Do not speak his name.

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Re:A foreign seller has hijacked my Amazon Klein bottle listing by mangamadaiyan on Friday July 02, 2021 @03:15AM (#27708671)

Arguably, they just _typed_ his name -- maybe they didn't say it out loud :)

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Re:A foreign seller has hijacked my Amazon Klein bottle listing by martyvis on Wednesday June 30, 2021 @06:25AM (#27686878)

It's a Unicode trick https://lingojam.com/GlitchTextGenerator

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Re:A foreign seller has hijacked my Amazon Klein bottle listing by kalleboo on Wednesday June 30, 2021 @06:46AM (#27687023)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zalgo_text

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Re:A foreign seller has hijacked my Amazon Klein bottle listing by Stratoscope on Wednesday June 30, 2021 @09:53AM (#27688533)

The four dimensional answer to this one dimensional question will also answer your question and many others:

https://stackoverflow.com/questions/1732348/

Strangely, I had that very page open on my three dimensional computing device last night and it was still open just now.

This Must Mean Something.

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Re:A foreign seller has hijacked my Amazon Klein bottle listing by technothrasher on Wednesday June 30, 2021 @06:31AM (#27686917)

Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn

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Re:A foreign seller has hijacked my Amazon Klein bottle listing by gerdesj on Wednesday June 30, 2021 @07:56AM (#27687418)

A small dog has just materialised and widdled on my foot. Please be careful when summoning the Old Ones.

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Re:A foreign seller has hijacked my Amazon Klein bottle listing by YeGoblynQueenne on Wednesday June 30, 2021 @10:18AM (#27688852)

The Puppy of Tindalos! Ia!

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Re:A foreign seller has hijacked my Amazon Klein bottle listing by jrochkind1 on Wednesday June 30, 2021 @12:21PM (#27690392)

no, it's just you.

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Re:A foreign seller has hijacked my Amazon Klein bottle listing by YeGoblynQueenne on Wednesday June 30, 2021 @10:01AM (#27688635)

What post?

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Re:A foreign seller has hijacked my Amazon Klein bottle listing by temp0826 on Wednesday June 30, 2021 @11:50AM (#27689979)

There are no antimemetic posts.

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Re:A foreign seller has hijacked my Amazon Klein bottle listing by bryanrasmussen on Wednesday June 30, 2021 @05:17PM (#27693502)

yeah, but I see those everywhere... all the time!

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Re:A foreign seller has hijacked my Amazon Klein bottle listing by neilpmas on Wednesday June 30, 2021 @06:26AM (#27686890)

I do

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Re:A foreign seller has hijacked my Amazon Klein bottle listing by FridayoLeary on Wednesday June 30, 2021 @10:24AM (#27688922)

how did you do that?

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Re:A foreign seller has hijacked my Amazon Klein bottle listing by sp332 on Wednesday June 30, 2021 @11:16AM (#27689572)

Something like http://www.eeemo.net/

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Re:A foreign seller has hijacked my Amazon Klein bottle listing by FridayoLeary on Wednesday June 30, 2021 @05:37PM (#27693674)

Thanks for that helpful answer. Big no thanks to those people who downvoted a genuine curious question. I'm allowed to not know something.

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Re:A foreign seller has hijacked my Amazon Klein bottle listing by pantulis on Wednesday June 30, 2021 @09:15AM (#27688092)

Just remember to keep the formulaes for the descending node (or dragon's tail) handy.

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