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Re:Fastly Outage by sdflhasjd on Tuesday June 08, 2021 @06:07AM (#27432602)
I fully expect that if I find a "major outage" on Slack's status page that it could only mean the outbreak of nuclear war.
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Re:Fastly Outage by TheDauthi on Tuesday June 08, 2021 @06:20AM (#27432817)
"Some users may experience brief service disruption."
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Re:Fastly Outage by tommica on Tuesday June 08, 2021 @06:42AM (#27433138)
"By the account of them and us being completely vaporized"
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Re:Fastly Outage by jconnop on Tuesday June 08, 2021 @06:45AM (#27433190)
I was going to link the appropriate XKCD where organised attackers are panicing as they realise they're dealing with a sysadmin muttering about uptime..

.. but of course XKCD is down too.

e: https://xkcd.com/705/

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Re:Fastly Outage by perryizgr8 on Tuesday June 08, 2021 @06:51AM (#27433300)
"Only the last couple seconds of their lives."
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