Brooklyn hipster came to town

In an '83 Mercedes,

Slapped a moustache on his lip

And belted out "Mmmm'ladies."

SV techie came to town

Escaping covid lockdowns

Bought up all the real estate

And thinks it’s Churchill Downs

Old Bill Gates his deal went down

buying all the comp'nys

the internet knocked down his door

he said "no that's for phonies"

Brooklyn has 2.6 million residents, a couple of them aren't hipsters.

You're probably thinking of Williamsburg, which the hipsters were priced out of long ago, into Bushwick. Those hipsters are now being priced out to Ridgewood (Queens).

Go into Brownsville and let me know how many hipsters you see.

This seems to conflate hipsters and neckbeards.

In the latest taxonomy revision (spec 2020.3 §4-12) you'll find that hipsters and neckbeards were re-classified to make the genus relationship clearer.

Was not expecting that to be controversial.

Brooklyn->Mmmm'ladies makes me think Beasties

I like it.