At robo target yesterday. No lanes open, no employees around except a 15 year old kid who told me they don't have the keys to "unlock" the 14.99 headphones off the wall. They called it in. I waited 10 mins. Walked back to the headphones and just YOINKED the box and the stupid plastic bit securely holding it got left behind. Then I had to stand in robo line to checkout like a good citizen - I could have walked out!

BIZARRO