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Re:Microsoft bids $44.6B to buy Yahoo (2008) by acheron on Monday May 03, 2021 @09:46AM (#27025003)
Late 90's joke: Yahoo and Netscape are going to merge and move their headquarters to Israel: Net'n'Yahoo
Re:Microsoft bids $44.6B to buy Yahoo (2008) by kbutler on Monday May 03, 2021 @10:18AM (#27025374)
WordPerfect bought a little company I worked for, "SoftSolutions". Then Novell bought WordPerfect.

The combined company? NoPerfectSolutions

Re:Microsoft bids $44.6B to buy Yahoo (2008) by wombatpm on Monday May 03, 2021 @02:05PM (#27028550)
Microsoft to combine its handheld (Compact Edition), desktop (Millennium Edition), and server software (Windows NT) into one release:

Microsoft CEMENT

Re:Microsoft bids $44.6B to buy Yahoo (2008) by tommysydney on Monday May 03, 2021 @10:33AM (#27025572)
one-man co outlasted the two big techs!
Re:Microsoft bids $44.6B to buy Yahoo (2008) by deshpand on Monday May 03, 2021 @12:23PM (#27027014)
Mobil + Chevron => Moron