This exchange reads like a Fry & Laurie sketch to me.
You almost had me there
Re:College as a Marriage Market
by MeinBlutIstBlau on Saturday April 24, 2021 @03:48PM
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You don't join clubs with the intention of dating. If you are, you're going about dating 100% wrong...
I recommend you also try joining a Tennis Club. There's lots of humans there of various genders and with various qualities, likely including some of those you desire. Their bodies are above-average healthy and their backgrounds are often upper class. IQ is a little all over the place but that's an easy one to filter out. Prefer a Tennis Club that publishes an annual yearbook with all members' credentials so you can better filter their qualities by merging and processing data from public sources programmatically.