Smart!

I recommend you also try joining a Tennis Club. There's lots of humans there of various genders and with various qualities, likely including some of those you desire. Their bodies are above-average healthy and their backgrounds are often upper class. IQ is a little all over the place but that's an easy one to filter out. Prefer a Tennis Club that publishes an annual yearbook with all members' credentials so you can better filter their qualities by merging and processing data from public sources programmatically.

This exchange reads like a Fry & Laurie sketch to me.

You almost had me there

You don't join clubs with the intention of dating. If you are, you're going about dating 100% wrong...

I'm assuming you're being absolutely fascitious.

If you're not (and you're female), Wellesley is a better choice. You have more options (Harvard, MIT, Olin, &c.), and the parties are better :').

If anyone’s reading from the UK, St Andrew’s University is known for the number of marriages it creates. It’s not surprising, given you’re spending 4-5 years in a tiny, predominantly student, town. Also, the university has an ‘academic family’ system which produces exactly the expected results.