This is a good example of how human language is ambiguous. You should read it as in the worst case in prison and in the best case fired.
Re:Microsoft Coffee
by throwaway894345 on Friday April 02, 2021 @11:58AM
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Hah! That interpretation didn’t even occur to me, but yes that makes more sense.
No, we have tone and punctuation to disambiguate the two interpretations here. Parent commenter interpreted correctly. If the grandparent’s intention was otherwise, they should have used a comma.
It's a good example of how ambiguity can arise when humans use (or don't use) punctuation and other features of a language that's been evolving for centuries, to communicate across an instantaneous worldwide medium with little effort
Well said.
They didn't interpret it correctly, and there's no rule stating a comma is necessary that's universal in every style-guide.
They interpreted incorrectly per English grammar. We don’t know whether they interpreted correctly or incorrectly per the utterer’s intention, as the utterer has not clarified their intention.
This isn’t a question of style, but one of grammar.
Re:Microsoft Coffee
by Dylan16807 on Friday April 02, 2021 @06:20PM
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It's not that simple. Commas are lawless.
Precisely.
Re:Microsoft Coffee
by photoangell on Friday April 02, 2021 @12:38PM
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Expelled.
Re:Microsoft Coffee
by marshmallow_12 on Friday April 02, 2021 @01:19PM
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terminated!
If that's the best case scenario, what's the worst? Firing squad?