"So Banksy created a not-for-profit company, Pest Control"

I now want Banksy to name my future endeavors.

> I now want Banksy to name my future endeavors.

"If you’re thinking of writing in to ask Banksy to paint your sitting room or design your company logo - please don’t."

I guess you are out of luck here, but if you don't mind aiding and abetting the commission of a trespass - maybe you can trade in.

"If you’re thinking of writing in because you have privileged access to a secure facility that needs vandalising - please do."

Quotes from https://pestcontroloffice.com/faq.asp

LEGAL WORDS THAT HAVE TO APPEAR AT THE BOTTOM OF A SUBMISSION

So you're saying that you first need to found your startup as a dystopian venture with a secure facility that needs vandelising, then rebrand your company around the art created?

That is deliciously vile.

I'm thinking something like "Uber for cosmetics testing", where people can sign up to test cosmetics on their household pets in a distributed marketplace.

Ooh nice or along those lines, baby cosmetics and accessories - lipsticks, wigs, Botox lip treatments. All at home!

I didn’t say I wanted banksy to make art for me. I want him to make up a name. It was poignant. It used real words with all of the letters, and not some trendy drop the vowels BS

I bet you'd get exactly what you asked for, but not what you hoped for.