Man's Lawyer: OK. Let's see. We're talking about a
                standard one night arrangement, right?
  Woman: I guess. Yeah.
  Man's Lawyer: So we'll say a dinner, complete sexual
                encounter, full penetraton, optional
                episode in the morning, right?
  Woman: Just slow down.
  Man: You know I personnally thought it'd be nice.
  Woman: Let me see this.
         My lawyer better see this one.
         For instance... the oral clause...
         seems a little sticky.

Cherry 2000 may be a silly mess of a movie, but its depiction of the lawyerification of dating might have been surprisingly prescient.