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Re:Brave buys a search engine, promises no tracking, no prof... by throwanem on Thursday March 04, 2021 @06:19AM (#26341069)
I don't know what I'd do without the feeling of security I get from my comprehensive ketchup warranty.
Re:Brave buys a search engine, promises no tracking, no prof... by ConceptJunkie on Thursday March 04, 2021 @02:09PM (#26346739)
I had a massive ketchup blow-out recently. It took out my entire refrigerator. There was leftover lasagna and broken beer bottles everywhere.

I'm just glad I'd bought the extended warranty.