And if you have it, the government has already shown it is willing and capable enough to confiscate it.
The only way to make money is to be willing to sell when things look like they are going down the drain.
And if things are ever that far gone, we are back to a barter economy.
Hyperinflation isn't something a central bank is causing. It's a response to an underlying event. It happens precisely when the government has no choice but to print money.
Right now the US government has zero obligations that force it to produce more dollars. The stimulus packages are entirely voluntary and designed to help the economy and therefore reduce the need for future stimulus.
Until you start executing companies (or CEOs) for incompetence you will keep getting the same results.