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Re:This Guy Has My MacBook by ibejoeb on Tuesday May 31, 2011 @03:48PM (#2604163)
FTA:

> I reported the crime to the police

It's typically frowned upon, in a manner of speaking, to file false reports. This would be a terribly stupid campaign.

edit: I suppose he could be lying about filing. Don't know if that's a thing...

Re:This Guy Has My MacBook by corin_ on Tuesday May 31, 2011 @03:57PM (#2604207)
It's not a crime to pretend you filed a false report on a blog site though, as long as you don't ACTUALLY speak to the police.
Re:This Guy Has My MacBook by pavel_lishin on Tuesday May 31, 2011 @03:55PM (#2604200)
Lying? Oh yeah, they came out with it last year. I've been having some limited success with it.
Re:This Guy Has My MacBook by brudgers on Tuesday May 31, 2011 @04:12PM (#2604289)
Sure you have, Cretan.

[edit: only on hacker news would it be necessary to post a link: [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epimenides_paradox]

Re:This Guy Has My MacBook by pavel_lishin on Tuesday May 31, 2011 @04:34PM (#2604412)
For a second, I thought you were just doing a really terrible, misspelled job of insulting me :P