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Re:Galaxy-Size Gravitational-Wave Detector Hints at Exotic P... by tengbretson on Friday February 05, 2021 @11:51AM (#26038319)
I just think that if there were a wave detector the size of a galaxy I'd have probably seen it by now, right?
Re:Galaxy-Size Gravitational-Wave Detector Hints at Exotic P... by titanomachy on Friday February 05, 2021 @02:40PM (#26040333)
I believe you misinterpret the article. Physicists on earth are using small timing fluctuations in the radiation arriving from multiple far-flung pulsars to try and detect gravitational waves. This is what is meant by a galaxy-sized gravitational wave detector.
Re:Galaxy-Size Gravitational-Wave Detector Hints at Exotic P... by spekcular on Friday February 05, 2021 @03:45PM (#26040956)
It was a joke.
Re:Galaxy-Size Gravitational-Wave Detector Hints at Exotic P... by btilly on Friday February 05, 2021 @04:38PM (#26041539)
Yes, it was. And that is a reason to downvote.

People aren't on Hacker News for the jokes, and a significant fraction don't like seeing threads hijacked by silliness. We've all seen Reddit, and are choosing not to be there for a reason.

That's not to say that you can't get away with jokes here. But the bar for them to work is very high.

Re:Galaxy-Size Gravitational-Wave Detector Hints at Exotic P... by jshevek on Saturday February 06, 2021 @12:20PM (#26048012)
You are correct, and this is important. The flood of 2020 newcomers have not acculturated, creating frequent misapprehensions.
Re:Galaxy-Size Gravitational-Wave Detector Hints at Exotic P... by sunstone on Saturday February 06, 2021 @04:52AM (#26045483)
We are not amused.
Re:Galaxy-Size Gravitational-Wave Detector Hints at Exotic P... by ccapo on Friday February 05, 2021 @12:09PM (#26038531)
The detector could just be the entire galaxy, it doesn't have to be an artificial construct. To your question, you have already seen it, hiding in plain sight.
Re:Galaxy-Size Gravitational-Wave Detector Hints at Exotic P... by morpheos137 on Friday February 05, 2021 @01:56PM (#26039871)
Writing copy in the English language is a dying art.
Re:Galaxy-Size Gravitational-Wave Detector Hints at Exotic P... by TeMPOraL on Friday February 05, 2021 @08:06PM (#26043149)
Similarly to a Sun-sized lens, which is... the Sun (and the lensing is gravitational).
Re:Galaxy-Size Gravitational-Wave Detector Hints at Exotic P... by michael_j_ward on Friday February 05, 2021 @03:32PM (#26040830)
Personally, i found this hilarious, so I don't understand why you're being downvoted
Re:Galaxy-Size Gravitational-Wave Detector Hints at Exotic P... by _underfl0w_ on Friday February 05, 2021 @04:03PM (#26041159)
Didn't downvote so can't be 100% certain, but it may be related to the fact that this isn't Reddit.
Re:Galaxy-Size Gravitational-Wave Detector Hints at Exotic P... by CyanBird on Saturday February 06, 2021 @12:40AM (#26044408)
Because that's how websites die
Re:Galaxy-Size Gravitational-Wave Detector Hints at Exotic P... by jshevek on Saturday February 06, 2021 @12:21PM (#26048024)
Re:Galaxy-Size Gravitational-Wave Detector Hints at Exotic P... by tengbretson on Friday February 05, 2021 @03:48PM (#26040994)
They don't all land, I guess.
Re:Galaxy-Size Gravitational-Wave Detector Hints at Exotic P... by andrewflnr on Friday February 05, 2021 @04:50PM (#26041679)
We do get people that stupid here occasionally, so I didn't read it as a joke. Poe's law, etc. Ed: FWIW, I didn't downvote.
Re:Galaxy-Size Gravitational-Wave Detector Hints at Exotic P... by mhh__ on Friday February 05, 2021 @01:10PM (#26039348)
Space is awfully big though - the actual structure presumably would be detectable with hindsight but these galaxies are an unbelievably long way away and a detector would presumably be thin on that scale.