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Re:Ask HN: Anyone know any funny programming jokes? by bryanrasmussen on Thursday January 21, 2021 @04:34AM (#25857101)
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle...malfunction disabled... aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment...

....The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a handwritten sign, and held it in the helicopter's window. The pilot's sign said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters.

People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign and held it in a building window.

The Sign was a stylized picture of the helicopter they were in, with a BIG red arrow pointing towards the pilot's window where a small cartoon pilot held up a sign saying 'WHERE AM I" in a hand-rendered Helvetica font.

The pilot smiled...yadda yadda yadda..

After they were on the ground, one of the passengers asked...

The Pilot responded "Tableau Software"

Re:Ask HN: Anyone know any funny programming jokes? by bryanrasmussen on Thursday January 21, 2021 @04:39AM (#25857130)
I have to note that this pilot is always getting into technical problems, and seems to know all the software companies in Seattle and how they are likely to respond - conclusion - the helicopter pilot is a project manager.