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Re:Ask HN: Anyone know any funny programming jokes? by codetrotter on Wednesday January 20, 2021 @11:24PM (#25855366)
A similar joke I heard recently:

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.

Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position and course to fly to the airport.

The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a handwritten sign, and held it in the helicopter's window. The pilot's sign said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters.

People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign and held it in a building window.

Their sign read: "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."

The pilot smiled, waved, looked at her map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely.

After they were on the ground, one of the passengers asked the pilot how the "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER" sign helped determine their position.

The pilot responded "I knew that had to be the Microsoft building because, the response they gave me was technically correct, but completely useless."

Re:Ask HN: Anyone know any funny programming jokes? by bryanrasmussen on Thursday January 21, 2021 @04:34AM (#25857101)
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle...malfunction disabled... aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment...

....The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a handwritten sign, and held it in the helicopter's window. The pilot's sign said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters.

People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign and held it in a building window.

The Sign was a stylized picture of the helicopter they were in, with a BIG red arrow pointing towards the pilot's window where a small cartoon pilot held up a sign saying 'WHERE AM I" in a hand-rendered Helvetica font.

The pilot smiled...yadda yadda yadda..

After they were on the ground, one of the passengers asked...

The Pilot responded "Tableau Software"

Re:Ask HN: Anyone know any funny programming jokes? by bryanrasmussen on Thursday January 21, 2021 @04:39AM (#25857130)
I have to note that this pilot is always getting into technical problems, and seems to know all the software companies in Seattle and how they are likely to respond - conclusion - the helicopter pilot is a project manager.
Re:Ask HN: Anyone know any funny programming jokes? by tensility on Thursday January 21, 2021 @05:25AM (#25857432)
This joke must have been written by a journalist who's never been to Microsoft and doesn't bother to fact check their work, since the Microsoft campus is in Redmond and the tallest buildings there are only six stories high.
Re:Ask HN: Anyone know any funny programming jokes? by jchw on Thursday January 21, 2021 @05:39AM (#25857514)
Well, I can at least tell for sure that I’m on Hacker News, now. :)
Re:Ask HN: Anyone know any funny programming jokes? by mbrevda1 on Thursday January 21, 2021 @12:44PM (#25861666)
That's technically correct, but ultimately useless, information
Re:Ask HN: Anyone know any funny programming jokes? by kasztelan22 on Thursday January 21, 2021 @03:13PM (#25863605)
All information is useless until it's useful
Re:Ask HN: Anyone know any funny programming jokes? by kevincox on Thursday January 21, 2021 @07:34AM (#25858201)
Or they didn't think it mattered if the facts are correct because it is a joke.
Re:Ask HN: Anyone know any funny programming jokes? by kube-system on Thursday January 21, 2021 @10:16AM (#25859667)
You must be a programmer.
Re:Ask HN: Anyone know any funny programming jokes? by HeavyStorm on Thursday January 21, 2021 @02:21PM (#25862925)
Thanks, that was annoying me.
Re:Ask HN: Anyone know any funny programming jokes? by tppiotrowski on Thursday January 21, 2021 @12:12PM (#25861266)
I believe the original form of this joke goes like this:

Lost man in a balloon yells down at a man on the ground “Where am I?”

The man on the ground responds, “You’re in a balloon”

The man in the balloon says “You must be a mathematician”.

“Why?” asks the man on the ground.

“Because your answer is absolutely right and absolutely useless”

Re:Ask HN: Anyone know any funny programming jokes? by robbrown451 on Thursday January 21, 2021 @12:45AM (#25855889)
The joke above is a play on the older joke you told.
Re:Ask HN: Anyone know any funny programming jokes? by ehou on Thursday January 21, 2021 @02:18AM (#25856388)
O the irony of down votes on a meta joke
Re:Ask HN: Anyone know any funny programming jokes? by jefurii on Thursday January 21, 2021 @02:00PM (#25862634)
That's funny!
Re:Ask HN: Anyone know any funny programming jokes? by SilasX on Thursday January 21, 2021 @09:40AM (#25859252)
But then that becomes a paradox because the fact that the statement is useless makes it useful.
Re:Ask HN: Anyone know any funny programming jokes? by Netcob on Thursday January 21, 2021 @05:18AM (#25857385)
Dave's Garage has some good stories!
Re:Ask HN: Anyone know any funny programming jokes? by codetrotter on Thursday January 21, 2021 @07:18AM (#25858118)
That’s where I heard it :)