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Re:What Silicon Valley gets about engineers that traditional... by klipt on Sunday January 10, 2021 @04:47PM (#25720325)
Why settle for scrum lord when you could be scrum king? Scrum emperor? One day even scrum Pope?
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Re:What Silicon Valley gets about engineers that traditional... by taneq on Sunday January 10, 2021 @09:35PM (#25723628)
Scrumplestiltskin. He promises to teach you to spin stories into code but then takes credit for your prototype.
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Re:What Silicon Valley gets about engineers that traditional... by Roboprog on Sunday January 10, 2021 @06:28PM (#25721550)
God-Emperor of Scrum. The code must flow.
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Re:What Silicon Valley gets about engineers that traditional... by lordnacho on Monday January 11, 2021 @03:28AM (#25726222)
In the grim darkness of the future, there is only Scrum!
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Re:What Silicon Valley gets about engineers that traditional... by courtf on Sunday January 10, 2021 @07:19PM (#25722168)
Now fly my scrumlings! Bring me their estimates! Eeehehehe
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Re:What Silicon Valley gets about engineers that traditional... by DoofusOfDeath on Sunday January 10, 2021 @09:08PM (#25723385)
Meh. A real Evil Scrum Lord makes his victims enter the data by themselves into Jira.
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Re:What Silicon Valley gets about engineers that traditional... by Aeolun on Sunday January 10, 2021 @10:03PM (#25723852)
Hell no. At least then I know it’s entered in a sensible way. If I let the scrum lord do it it’ll be a mess.
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Re:What Silicon Valley gets about engineers that traditional... by bitwize on Sunday January 10, 2021 @09:39PM (#25723665)
Twice. Once in points after Planning Poker has sized the story -- the second time in hours.
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Re:What Silicon Valley gets about engineers that traditional... by TedDoesntTalk on Sunday January 10, 2021 @11:34PM (#25724563)
OMG planning poker. Never again.
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Re:What Silicon Valley gets about engineers that traditional... by kevin_thibedeau on Sunday January 10, 2021 @07:24PM (#25722236)
Value based scrum black belt.
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Re:What Silicon Valley gets about engineers that traditional... by courtf on Sunday January 10, 2021 @04:49PM (#25720344)
> scrum Pope

his holiness will make his presence known in due time

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Re:What Silicon Valley gets about engineers that traditional... by tehjoker on Sunday January 10, 2021 @11:31PM (#25724547)
Somehow I suspect that something like this is at work inside the Vatican.
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Re:What Silicon Valley gets about engineers that traditional... by optimiz3 on Sunday January 10, 2021 @05:50PM (#25721102)
Pope Scrootus the 1st
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