This is a dangerous misconception to be spreading. It is not at all related to your other claims, namely:
> Sampling can skew results. Scientists are people too. We all have flaws.
These are of course correct statements. But they do not influence truth. They may well influence people's understanding of what the truth is, but that's different.
Same for a lighter, there are many factors involved, and playing with lighters that way was a party trick where I grew up.
We use truth as a concept every day as an approximation, but the universe is not bound to follow. Very unlikely things happen all the time.
And yes, when we put things that way it brings a lot of possible issues with sampling, processing, and measuring (and who’s doing the measuring). Some of these things would be harder to control for in a study of the effectiveness of advertising.