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Re:Metal monolith found by helicopter crew in Utah desert by Grustaf on Tuesday November 24, 2020 @10:51AM (#25199509)
Monoliths are supposed to be made of stone, hence the name...
Re:Metal monolith found by helicopter crew in Utah desert by tokai on Tuesday November 24, 2020 @11:08AM (#25199684)
I think stele would be the right word maybe?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stele

Re:Metal monolith found by helicopter crew in Utah desert by hprotagonist on Tuesday November 24, 2020 @11:14AM (#25199764)
Probably not. Solid metal objects at that scale have not been a feature of human history for particularly long, they probably don't have a name that's normally used in an archaeological context.
Re:Metal monolith found by helicopter crew in Utah desert by h2odragon on Tuesday November 24, 2020 @12:02PM (#25200342)
Re:Metal monolith found by helicopter crew in Utah desert by hprotagonist on Tuesday November 24, 2020 @12:54PM (#25200961)
that’s super cool!
Re:Metal monolith found by helicopter crew in Utah desert by dhskdnsjfnfj on Tuesday November 24, 2020 @03:07PM (#25202474)
In fact there is an art-historical precedent, dating back half a century, for calling modern vertical land art pieces "stele." Michael Heizer did it.

http://legacy.earlham.edu/~vanbma/index/121299heizer-art.htm

http://doublenegative.tarasen.net/city

Re:Metal monolith found by helicopter crew in Utah desert by bencollier49 on Tuesday November 24, 2020 @11:21AM (#25199842)
So lith, from Greek lithos, stone. Problem is there's no straight equivalent for a metal bar - perhaps rávdos/rabdos, meaning ingot/rod.

So, "Monorabd"?

Re:Metal monolith found by helicopter crew in Utah desert by leetcrew on Tuesday November 24, 2020 @11:39AM (#25200049)
métallon is probably the most analogous word to líthos. unfortunately "monometal" just sounds kinda dumb.
Re:Metal monolith found by helicopter crew in Utah desert by Insanity on Tuesday November 24, 2020 @11:43AM (#25200101)
Not for a metal band that refuses to jump on the "stereo" hype!
Re:Metal monolith found by helicopter crew in Utah desert by chadlavi on Tuesday November 24, 2020 @01:43PM (#25201515)
MÖNÖMETAL
Re:Metal monolith found by helicopter crew in Utah desert by ehavener on Tuesday November 24, 2020 @03:10PM (#25202506)
Re:Metal monolith found by helicopter crew in Utah desert by kitd on Tuesday November 24, 2020 @11:38AM (#25200041)
"Sideros" (roughly) is iron in Greek.

Monosider?

Re:Metal monolith found by helicopter crew in Utah desert by lisper on Tuesday November 24, 2020 @11:25AM (#25199877)
Big hunk o' metal
Re:Metal monolith found by helicopter crew in Utah desert by flyingfences on Tuesday November 24, 2020 @11:24AM (#25199862)
What is metal, if not refined rock extract?
Re:Metal monolith found by helicopter crew in Utah desert by nwellnhof on Tuesday November 24, 2020 @02:36PM (#25202152)
Also correct for the musical genres.
Re:Metal monolith found by helicopter crew in Utah desert by Grustaf on Tuesday November 24, 2020 @03:39PM (#25202774)
Haha brilliant!
Re:Metal monolith found by helicopter crew in Utah desert by interestica on Tuesday November 24, 2020 @03:29PM (#25202671)
Also: hardcore.
Re:Metal monolith found by helicopter crew in Utah desert by xeromal on Tuesday November 24, 2020 @12:17PM (#25200528)
Technically correct is the best kind of correct.
Re:Metal monolith found by helicopter crew in Utah desert by pugworthy on Tuesday November 24, 2020 @11:26AM (#25199893)
Perhaps but the term lithography refers to a printing technique that can use stone or metal.
Re:Metal monolith found by helicopter crew in Utah desert by kube-system on Tuesday November 24, 2020 @10:52AM (#25199516)
Most of the ones I've seen over my career are made of spaghetti.
Re:Metal monolith found by helicopter crew in Utah desert by wyldfire on Tuesday November 24, 2020 @10:55AM (#25199543)
Or mashed potatoes?

"This means something..."

Re:Metal monolith found by helicopter crew in Utah desert by jonathanoliver on Tuesday November 24, 2020 @11:03AM (#25199612)
UHF! I caught that reference.

It took me years to understand that reference fully. When I saw UHF originally it bugged me that I knew it was a reference to something but I didn't know what. Finally, a decade later I saw Close Encounters of the Third Kind and I finally put two and two together.

Re:Metal monolith found by helicopter crew in Utah desert by vlunkr on Tuesday November 24, 2020 @11:16AM (#25199782)
I saw close encounters as a kid. I don't know how much I enjoyed it, but it at least gave me a deeper appreciation of UHF and the Simpsons.
Re:Metal monolith found by helicopter crew in Utah desert by wyldfire on Tuesday November 24, 2020 @11:44AM (#25200122)
It was meant to be a direct reference.

I've only seen one part of UHF - Michael Richards' scene w/"The FIREHOSE!!"

Re:Metal monolith found by helicopter crew in Utah desert by AnIdiotOnTheNet on Tuesday November 24, 2020 @12:25PM (#25200623)
You're missing out. UHF is packed with hilarity.
Re:Metal monolith found by helicopter crew in Utah desert by TeMPOraL on Tuesday November 24, 2020 @03:57PM (#25202925)
For those of us who don't know: what does "UHF" stand for here?
Re:Metal monolith found by helicopter crew in Utah desert by coldpie on Tuesday November 24, 2020 @04:25PM (#25203169)
Re:Metal monolith found by helicopter crew in Utah desert by LgWoodenBadger on Tuesday November 24, 2020 @04:24PM (#25203153)
it's a comedy movie starring Weird Al Yankovic

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098546/

Re:Metal monolith found by helicopter crew in Utah desert by fred_is_fred on Tuesday November 24, 2020 @11:39AM (#25200054)
Due to my age when I watched UHF I had not seen many of the movies that it referenced: Conan the Barbarian, Rambo, Indiana Jones & The Temple of Doom, Treasure of the Sierra Madre, Close Encounters - only over time did I come to appreciate it.
Re:Metal monolith found by helicopter crew in Utah desert by gfodor on Tuesday November 24, 2020 @11:11AM (#25199715)
probably the weirdest comment on HN to which I've ever thought "me too!"
Re:Metal monolith found by helicopter crew in Utah desert by eugene0 on Tuesday November 24, 2020 @11:07AM (#25199669)
Should we call them monoghetti?
Re:Metal monolith found by helicopter crew in Utah desert by vidanay on Tuesday November 24, 2020 @11:28AM (#25199915)
Spaghlith
Re:Metal monolith found by helicopter crew in Utah desert by doodpants on Tuesday November 24, 2020 @12:20PM (#25200553)
That sounds more like something from Lovecraft's mythos.
Re:Metal monolith found by helicopter crew in Utah desert by sali0 on Tuesday November 24, 2020 @12:24PM (#25200606)
Spaghettilith
Re:Metal monolith found by helicopter crew in Utah desert by emsy on Tuesday November 24, 2020 @11:03AM (#25199619)
Or mud
Re:Metal monolith found by helicopter crew in Utah desert by cblconfederate on Tuesday November 24, 2020 @11:13AM (#25199749)
Or code
Re:Metal monolith found by helicopter crew in Utah desert by tomjakubowski on Tuesday November 24, 2020 @03:54PM (#25202903)
They got all that iron out of one really big piece of ore.
Re:Metal monolith found by helicopter crew in Utah desert by wasdfff on Tuesday November 24, 2020 @12:38PM (#25200773)
I think its named after the space odyssey 2001 version
Re:Metal monolith found by helicopter crew in Utah desert by samstave on Tuesday November 24, 2020 @12:45PM (#25200847)
I have a Monolisp.

I have a lisp - but I am very monotonous.

Re:Metal monolith found by helicopter crew in Utah desert by umvi on Tuesday November 24, 2020 @11:32AM (#25199965)
Most monoliths I've dealt with are 20,000+ line legacy C files
Re:Metal monolith found by helicopter crew in Utah desert by JoeAltmaier on Tuesday November 24, 2020 @11:35AM (#25199998)
Ha! I once reduced a 10,000 line module in a Broadcom 802.11 driver to one page - a template to construct a message. Calls to the old code (5-6 lines) went to nothing - simply pass your structure to the message API.

But that was an eggregious driver. Previous version: ~15 modules. Rewritten by some purist: 900(!) modules. I kid you not.

Re:Metal monolith found by helicopter crew in Utah desert by richardfey on Tuesday November 24, 2020 @12:48PM (#25200881)
Please tell me more! How come the calls to the old code went to nothing? It does not surprise me but I wonder how it happened in this specific instance.

Who did the 900 modules rewrite?

Re:Metal monolith found by helicopter crew in Utah desert by JoeAltmaier on Tuesday November 24, 2020 @04:52PM (#25203361)
Instead of declaring a message and creating it with a call to the (now obsolete) module specific to the structure being transmitted, one simply passed the structure to the message-send api. The conversion template to 'Message' automatically rewrote the structure argument as a message argument.

I was re-writing the driver as a simple C++ set of pure virtual objects and implementations for my hardware. So when I scavenged code to send a certain structure as a message, I simply didn't make the old calls. I remember I did (for some reason) edit all the old modules to use the new API, to prove it still worked I guess. A long afternoon of search and replace.

The (Korean?) company that owned the driver must have had a team or something. It was extremely brain-dead code for every element of an 802.11/ethernet abstraction as a separate module, done twice (once for the driver; once for the module firmware). Double structure definitions for everything.

My team wanted a walk-thru of the existing driver. I scheduled two hours, one before lunch and one after. I opened with "I've brought just the 500 most significant modules today, and we're going to walk thru a connection and message send". Proceeded to open dozens of nested module references on a very long path from triggering a connection attempt to exchanging the first message for negotiation. The hour was up.

Nobody came to the 2nd hour after lunch.

Re:Metal monolith found by helicopter crew in Utah desert by richardfey on Tuesday December 01, 2020 @05:19PM (#25270789)
> Double structure definitions for everything.

I wonder if that's because two different teams worked on the two different abstractions.

> Nobody came to the 2nd hour after lunch.

I guess that the pain of that first hour convinced them that your rewrite was trustworthy.