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Bridge Troll: <grunt>
Johnny: Troll, could you jailbreak these Waalgarten apples for me?
Bridge Troll: <scratches head>
Bridge Troll: <smashes Waalgarten apples>
Bridge Troll sloughs three Waalgarten apple seeds and a human toe in your general direction.
Johnny: Hmmm, maybe I'll just buy them at Waalgarten.
Dr Waalgarten: Hold it right there! Are those Waalgarten brand apples?
Johnny: I, uh...
Johnny points.
Johnny: Oh, no! The red coats!
Dr Waalgarten: What!? Wher...
Johnny kicks Dr Waalgarten in the shins and runs away.
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Bridge Troll: <grunt>
Johnny: Troll, could you jailbreak these Waalgarten apples for me?
Bridge Troll: <scratches head>
Bridge Troll: <smashes Waalgarten apples>
Bridge Troll sloughs three Waalgarten apple seeds and a human toe in your general direction.
Johnny: Hmmm, maybe I'll just buy them at Waalgarten.
Dr Waalgarten: Hold it right there! Are those Waalgarten brand apples?
Johnny: I, uh...
Johnny points.
Johnny: Oh, no! The red coats!
Dr Waalgarten: What!? Wher...
Johnny kicks Dr Waalgarten in the shins and runs away.