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Re:EULA Found on a Package of Fruit by Zenst on Monday October 12, 2020 @09:04PM (#24761280)
Imagine if they had clauses like this back in the time of Johnny Appleseed.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Appleseed

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Re:EULA Found on a Package of Fruit by haroldegibbons on Monday October 12, 2020 @09:38PM (#24761437)
Johnny: Hello, Troll?

Bridge Troll: <grunt>

Johnny: Troll, could you jailbreak these Waalgarten apples for me?

Bridge Troll: <scratches head>

Bridge Troll: <smashes Waalgarten apples>

Bridge Troll sloughs three Waalgarten apple seeds and a human toe in your general direction.

Johnny: Hmmm, maybe I'll just buy them at Waalgarten.

Dr Waalgarten: Hold it right there! Are those Waalgarten brand apples?

Johnny: I, uh...

Johnny points.

Johnny: Oh, no! The red coats!

Dr Waalgarten: What!? Wher...

Johnny kicks Dr Waalgarten in the shins and runs away.

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