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Re:Scottish Nitroglycerin and One Legged Stools (2014) by teddyh on Saturday October 03, 2020 @11:29AM (#24672651)
The maxims are The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries¹, the third of which is originally from the Schlock Mercenary webcomic strip of November 1, 2009².

1. https://www.ovalkwiki.com/index.php/The_Seventy_Maxims_of_Ma...

2. https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2009-11-01

Re:Scottish Nitroglycerin and One Legged Stools (2014) by michaelt on Saturday October 03, 2020 @03:20PM (#24674093)
I suspect "If you see the bomb squad running try to keep up" is a joke older than the internet.
Re:Scottish Nitroglycerin and One Legged Stools (2014) by Gupie on Saturday October 03, 2020 @02:56PM (#24673941)
Maxim 3. An ordnance technician at a dead run outranks everybody