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Re:Pixel 5 by j4nt4b on Wednesday September 30, 2020 @02:34PM (#24642024)
Viewing the page on the Lynx browser renders the copy as trippy post-modern newspeak poetry:

  The ultimate 5G                                                                                                                                                                     
  Google phone.^1                                                                                                                                                                     
  Buy Pixel 5                                                                                                                                                                         
  Smooth, fast performance.                                                                                                                                                           
  More RAM lets you move from                                                                                                                                                         
  task to task, super fast.                                                                                                                                                           
  Sing in the rain.                                                                                                                                                                   
  It can take a splash or spill, no problem.^2                                                                                                                                        
  Power up without a plug.                                                                                                                                                            
  It charges wirelessly, and shares battery life.^3,4                                                                                                                                 
  Sorta Sage                                                                                                                                                                          
  Just Black
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Re:Pixel 5 by Svoka on Thursday October 01, 2020 @06:39AM (#24649403)
Gosh! You made my day, thank you :D
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Re:Pixel 5 by Autowired on Wednesday September 30, 2020 @03:33PM (#24642773)
It even looks a little cynical and critical. I would like to see Sir Patrick Stewart recite that.
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Re:Pixel 5 by ch4s3 on Wednesday September 30, 2020 @03:58PM (#24643078)
Is "It can take a splash or spill, no problem" a reference to the meme of the Long Island guy petting a bodega cat?
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Re:Pixel 5 by silicon2401 on Wednesday September 30, 2020 @03:20PM (#24642605)
this is beautiful and hilarious
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