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Re:Motivation – Keli Language by bboy13 on Monday August 31, 2020 @11:04AM (#24332170)
I'm pretty sure this is a joke. There's no way you can run a SaaS on two lines of code... Unless it's some bizzarely simple calculator or something like that.
Re:Motivation – Keli Language by lostcolony on Monday August 31, 2020 @11:35AM (#24332508)
Of course it's a joke.

Sibling comments aside (without comment on my part), it would be hard to have 6 years of production use of a language that has its first git commit 2 years ago.

Re:Motivation – Keli Language by mst on Monday August 31, 2020 @11:37AM (#24332529)
APL programmer bursts through the window

"ACTUALLY! ..."

Re:Motivation – Keli Language by throwaway43234 on Monday August 31, 2020 @11:31AM (#24332456)
I agree it's probably a joke, but I'm not so sure that the core idea is actually impossible... I could reasonably see a SaaS that simply provides a quick and dirty key-val store. The code is just a translation from REST to REDIS which could easily be done in 2 lines, the value-add is the hosting.

That'd actually be pretty helpful for initial prototyping, where you want to have state shared across devices but don't want to bother with hosting a backend at first, and localhost wont work because the client wants to play with it too.

Re:Motivation – Keli Language by linkdd on Monday August 31, 2020 @11:18AM (#24332324)
Do not underestimate oneliners
Re:Motivation – Keli Language by IncRnd on Monday August 31, 2020 @01:08PM (#24333517)
Of course this is a joke.