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Re:EU launches probe into Google-Fitbit takeover by bryanrasmussen on Tuesday August 04, 2020 @09:46AM (#24049883)
The skills of a poet and the soul of.a weasel. I could do this job.
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Re:EU launches probe into Google-Fitbit takeover by inetknght on Tuesday August 04, 2020 @10:10AM (#24050126)
> The skills of a poet and the soul of.a weasel. I could do this job.

Not with that wild period ruining your grammar! Grammar is important to corporate doublespeak

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Re:EU launches probe into Google-Fitbit takeover by jjoonathan on Tuesday August 04, 2020 @10:29AM (#24050321)
Eh, it was probably just auto-correct being "helpful."

System Preferences > Keyboard > Text > Add period with double-space (disable)

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Re:EU launches probe into Google-Fitbit takeover by bryanrasmussen on Tuesday August 04, 2020 @10:28AM (#24050316)
hmm, so it is time to clean all these specks off the monitor again - if it were done before I would have noticed the error.

on edit: although, really, bad grammar is important to corporate doublespeak as it lends an element of plausible deniability when you get called in front of committee.

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Re:EU launches probe into Google-Fitbit takeover by MrVitaliy on Tuesday August 04, 2020 @10:55AM (#24050583)
Thought it was for an informal dramatization effect.

  ... the soul of <pause> a weasel.
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