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Re:AWS services explained in one line each by skrebbel on Tuesday May 26, 2020 @12:25PM (#23313099)
That's not openly joking, it's sales.

If you feel like you're way overpaying for AWS, you're much likelier to look out for alternatives. So if they help their biggest accounts save some money, it'll net them way more in the long run.

Re:AWS services explained in one line each by ken on Tuesday May 26, 2020 @01:34PM (#23314040)
We were in no way one of "their biggest accounts". We were a couple guys in a cramped office over a mattress store, with a production service so small we could have run it from my old laptop. I guarantee it cost them at least 10x more to send those consultants over to us than we spent on AWS in a year, even before the optimizations they pointed out.
Re:AWS services explained in one line each by rainyMammoth on Tuesday May 26, 2020 @01:54PM (#23314281)
But here you are, letting us know that they have been wonderful sending consultants.

It's part PR, part long term customer acquisition

Re:AWS services explained in one line each by biohax2015 on Tuesday May 26, 2020 @03:09PM (#23315222)
Maybe, just maybe it’s a good product with good customer service? And the reason it costs so much is because you get what you pay for?
Re:AWS services explained in one line each by maigret on Wednesday May 27, 2020 @03:43AM (#23320473)
Yes it is, but the gp is also right that it is part of a well calculated and proven way of keep existing customers and getting new ones. $$$ is the reason they do that, else this would not exist.
Re:AWS services explained in one line each by 1MoreThing on Tuesday May 26, 2020 @03:10PM (#23315226)
Exactly. It's about developer lifetime value, not single customers.
Re:AWS services explained in one line each by bt1a on Tuesday May 26, 2020 @12:42PM (#23313314)
Right - it gives the illusion that you're 'getting an amazing deal and wow these people are great' when it reality you're probably getting gouged without the consulting and have to opt in for fair prices.
Re:AWS services explained in one line each by Spivak on Tuesday May 26, 2020 @01:34PM (#23314036)
I mean it's a retention tactic at the company scale but for the individual consultant they're genuinely trying to help you out.

I frequent a local family-owned Italian restaurant/pizza place and my usual order jalapeños, banana peppers, and roasted garlic so I do a build you own. Totally fine, happy to pay the price. But one day I come in and the woman working the take-out counter sees my order before it goes in and tells me that if I order a "meat lovers", remove two toppings and sub the rest it comes out way cheaper.

So now I'm the vegetarian that always gets a meat lovers and she makes the joke every time I come in.

I don't think it's weird or nefarious that a business doesn't have completely consistent pricing and holding it differently can save you money. When we spec out services on AWS we're using the official calculator when deciding whether it's "worth it" so to us at least it genuinely feels like we're saving money.

Re:AWS services explained in one line each by reificator on Tuesday May 26, 2020 @02:29PM (#23314712)
> So now I'm the vegetarian that always gets a meat lovers and she makes the joke every time I come in.

I've seen that before, and I've also seen the opposite where people buy the veggie pizza and then add a meat or two on top to get a cheaper supreme pizza.

Re:AWS services explained in one line each by jeffasinger on Tuesday May 26, 2020 @06:06PM (#23316985)
I did an online food ordering startup a ways back, and it was very surprising how few of the restaurant owners we talked to had clearly thought through pricing strategy for things like this.

We had originally gone in with clever ways for owners to describe how different changes would affect the price of an item, but ended up landing on just a giant matrix where they could input the end result price for any combination. The owners couldn't articulate their own pricing well enough to model it well.

Re:AWS services explained in one line each by ecnahc515 on Tuesday May 26, 2020 @07:07PM (#23317505)
This is true even for enterprise sales. Hello "contact us for pricing"!
Re:AWS services explained in one line each by scarface74 on Tuesday May 26, 2020 @08:42PM (#23318218)
Do you really think any company of any size doesn’t do a rational cost/benefit analysis when deciding when to build vs buy or when and what to outsource?
Re:AWS services explained in one line each by skrebbel on Tuesday May 26, 2020 @01:13PM (#23313737)
Yep. To be frank I think that spinning it as a joke and not an honest retention tactic almost feels like lying.
Re:AWS services explained in one line each by scarface74 on Tuesday May 26, 2020 @08:39PM (#23318193)
If you are any decent size and you pay for a partner’s “Well Architect” overview, they will give you the money back in credits. I am not at liberty to say how much we spend, but it’s not over a million.