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Re:The silence of the owls by symmitchry on Wednesday May 20, 2020 @12:58PM (#23249150)
I was attacked by a huge owl recently. It drew blood, and really hurt. I can confirm it was entirely silent, in contrast to being attacked by a crow, which makes an almost-avoidable swooshing sound.
Re:The silence of the owls by zellyn on Wednesday May 20, 2020 @01:42PM (#23249640)
Out of curiosity, besides owls and crows, have you been attacked by any other taloned birds?
Re:The silence of the owls by HoveringOrb on Wednesday May 20, 2020 @03:02PM (#23250477)
It was probably a harpy. Those things have no chill.
Re:The silence of the owls by zbrozek on Wednesday May 20, 2020 @07:37PM (#23253307)
I got accidentally attacked by a hawk of some sort. I was walking on a university campus pathway and got thwacked by a hawk jumping off of a pole. Turns out I was merely between it and its prey - it was about to swoop a squirrel. It bounced off me, ignored my existence entirely, and kept chasing the squirrel. Knocked me a bit off balance, but the bird appeared fine and so was I.
Re:The silence of the owls by gnulinux on Wednesday May 20, 2020 @02:56PM (#23250412)
Why would an owl attack a huge mammal like a human? Are you a particularly short person? Do owls attack other large mammals like deers, horses, bears etc? That's very scary.
Re:The silence of the owls by pvaldes on Wednesday May 20, 2020 @04:28PM (#23251375)
To defend their nest, of course. They don't make prisoners and aim for the face and eyes of anybody trying to steal eggs or owlets.

But most owls nest in big threes high above the soil, so the probability of an attack is really low. Probably there was a fallen owlet hidden close to you.

Re:The silence of the owls by dmoy on Wednesday May 20, 2020 @03:00PM (#23250455)
Sometimes your hair or hat can look like a tasty meal. Sometimes it's territorial, if you're getting too close to a nest or whatever. Usually it's one of those two.
Re:The silence of the owls by Judgmentality on Wednesday May 20, 2020 @06:54PM (#23252958)
A long time ago, when I had much longer hair and would go running just about every day, there was a block on my route where a bird would swoop down constantly and attack me. I think it thought my hair was a bunch of worms or something. It was a smaller bird, it couldn't really hurt me, but fuck that thing flying around my face was terrifying. I quickly changed routes once I realized it wasn't going to stop.
Re:The silence of the owls by goatinaboat on Wednesday May 20, 2020 @05:02PM (#23251766)
Sometimes your hair or hat can look like a tasty meal

Yes do you remember this owl? https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2015/feb/06/owl-atta...

Re:The silence of the owls by rcurry on Wednesday May 20, 2020 @08:18PM (#23253563)
I got hit by an owl one night while calling coyotes - I was sitting in thick brush, wearing a furry bomber hat and using a mouth call that simulates a distressed rodent. I got lucky and it just grabbed the hat, but it sure surprised the hell out of me and after that I switched to an electronic caller for night hunting. After I bought a night vision rig I was astonished to learn how many owls were swooping on my sets at night.
Re:The silence of the owls by PaulHoule on Wednesday May 20, 2020 @03:15PM (#23250614)
I think most owls are afraid of humans but birds have intimidation power above their weight and if an owl learns it can push people around it might keep doing so.
Re:The silence of the owls by mongol on Wednesday May 20, 2020 @03:21PM (#23250666)
Like others have said, they are territorial and they protect their young. You need to be quite careful. The Ural Owl is no joke, it cannot kill you, but it can destroy your sight because it is known to attack the eyes.
Re:The silence of the owls by rurp on Wednesday May 20, 2020 @10:49PM (#23254372)
I would think it's extremely rare. I recently frightened an enormous great horned owl that had a baby in its nest. Rather than attack, the parent flew to another cliff which set off a bunch of smaller birds cawing and swooping at it. It was a huge commotion and the owl was getting dive bombed relentlessly, but the parent owl held its ground, drawing attention away from its baby. I have a ton of respect for that animal.
Re:The silence of the owls by RandallBrown on Wednesday May 20, 2020 @11:17PM (#23254509)
Re:The silence of the owls by LiamPa on Wednesday May 20, 2020 @03:02PM (#23250485)
Owls are extremely territorial, even small owls like tawnys have been recorded attacking/bombing humans when coming too close to a nest site.
Re:The silence of the owls by pvaldes on Wednesday May 20, 2020 @05:10PM (#23251839)
Tawnys are know to be responsible of attacks leading to one-eyed humans.
Re:The silence of the owls by junke on Wednesday May 20, 2020 @01:13PM (#23249300)
On the internet, nobody knows you are a mouse.
Re:The silence of the owls by gms on Wednesday May 20, 2020 @03:59PM (#23251081)
While this place isn't a hotbed of humour, this may be the funniest comment I have come across in over 13 years of reading HN.
Re:The silence of the owls by jonshariat on Wednesday May 20, 2020 @08:45PM (#23253721)
Whenever I make any kind of attempt at humor on HN, I get downvoted and told that this isn't the place for jokes but serious discussion. Since the quality of the comments on HN are why I come back every day, I don't disagree.
Re:The silence of the owls by gkoberger on Wednesday May 20, 2020 @06:52PM (#23252941)
Re:The silence of the owls by junke on Wednesday May 20, 2020 @04:31PM (#23251418)
Thanks a lot
Re:The silence of the owls by DrScump on Thursday May 21, 2020 @04:46AM (#23256190)
As it turns out, owls and mice are not always enemies:

https://www.pbs.org/video/film-school-shorts-program-owl-and...

Re:The silence of the owls by paloaltokid on Wednesday May 20, 2020 @01:32PM (#23249513)
Were you out walking at night? Do you have any sense of why it attacked you? (I don't know anything about owls)
Re:The silence of the owls by voz_ on Wednesday May 20, 2020 @02:15PM (#23249998)
What led to this? Please don't leave us hanging.