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Re:A pizzeria owner made money buying his own $24 pizzas fro... by hanging on Monday May 18, 2020 @06:35PM (#23229181)

  GrubHub... lost $33.4 million over the last 3 months. (In fairness: COVID-19.)
I don't understand the qualifier. Hasn't Covid-19 been a boon to delivery services? If they can't profit during these artificially beneficial market conditions (boosted demand and endless supply of minions to do delivery), how can they ever profit?
Re:A pizzeria owner made money buying his own $24 pizzas fro... by boublepop on Tuesday May 19, 2020 @02:44AM (#23231970)
They are engineered to take a loss. If market conditions improve they ramp up costs. It’s not a game to maximize profits yet, it’s a game of trying to maximize vale extracted from losses.
Re:A pizzeria owner made money buying his own $24 pizzas fro... by hazbot on Tuesday May 19, 2020 @06:37AM (#23233370)
"We're losing money on every sale!"

"Don't worry, we'll make up for it in volume."

Re:A pizzeria owner made money buying his own $24 pizzas fro... by jjeaff on Tuesday May 19, 2020 @12:45PM (#23236989)
Is that from silicon valley? Because I have to say that Seinfeld (Kramer) already did that bit, hilariously, many years ago.
Re:A pizzeria owner made money buying his own $24 pizzas fro... by tanseydavid on Wednesday May 20, 2020 @01:17AM (#23243512)
According to this post: https://www.barrypopik.com/index.php/new_york_city/entry/we_...

the original use of the joke/phrase goes back to at least 1933 and likely further.

Re:A pizzeria owner made money buying his own $24 pizzas fro... by weare138 on Monday May 18, 2020 @08:38PM (#23230062)
I'm guessing it's because of so many of the restaurants being closed in urban areas during the lockdown and people having less money to spend on things like takeout.
Re:A pizzeria owner made money buying his own $24 pizzas fro... by greenyoda on Monday May 18, 2020 @06:45PM (#23229260)
Extensive discussion of original source: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=23216852
Re:A pizzeria owner made money buying his own $24 pizzas fro... by someluccc on Monday May 18, 2020 @09:52PM (#23230534)
I live in Colombia. A couple years ago right before a new funding round (I guess looking to pump the revenue numbers), Rappi offered 50% cash back on unlimited purchases, up to $1000 per purchase. Bought a few iPhones and netted like 10k reselling them on FB, lot’s of people did too. How’s that for CAC.
Re:A pizzeria owner made money buying his own $24 pizzas fro... by desertrider12 on Tuesday May 19, 2020 @02:26AM (#23231843)
Ha, the show Silicon Valley predicted this exactly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Txl90NEl92U

Re:A pizzeria owner made money buying his own $24 pizzas fro... by exabrial on Tuesday May 19, 2020 @02:04AM (#23231720)
Yelp is another one of the trash companies that's acquired their customer base through bullying small business owners. They're welcome to piss off as well.