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Re:Japan to Draw Up UFO Encounter Protocols After U.S. Footage by HenryKissinger on Sunday May 03, 2020 @06:39PM (#23062477)
1) Bow respectfully to our visitors

2) Serve them tea

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Re:Japan to Draw Up UFO Encounter Protocols After U.S. Footage by baxtr on Sunday May 03, 2020 @06:41PM (#23062484)
Use a mask and don’t touch their faces?
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Re:Japan to Draw Up UFO Encounter Protocols After U.S. Footage by Zenst on Sunday May 03, 2020 @06:42PM (#23062499)
Yeah, if only Aliens had face masks that filter out bacteria and viruses, would totally of changed the whole War of the Worlds ending.

[EDIT ADD WOTW reference for those who missed out upon that at school] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_War_of_the_Worlds

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Re:Japan to Draw Up UFO Encounter Protocols After U.S. Footage by mattkrause on Sunday May 03, 2020 @07:41PM (#23062827)
Still better than Signs, where the aliens have interstellar travel but not spectroscopy--or tools that can deal with wooden cellar doors.
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Re:Japan to Draw Up UFO Encounter Protocols After U.S. Footage by samplatt on Sunday May 03, 2020 @11:23PM (#23064242)
Not only that, but apparently the point of having super strength and agility is to stand menacingly against the night sky, scare some farmers, and not actually do anything.

God, I hate that movie.

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Re:Japan to Draw Up UFO Encounter Protocols After U.S. Footage by HenryKissinger on Sunday May 03, 2020 @07:39PM (#23062815)
Hacker News can't take a joke, can it?
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Re:Japan to Draw Up UFO Encounter Protocols After U.S. Footage by andrewflnr on Sunday May 03, 2020 @11:52PM (#23064387)
Hacker News is fine with jokes that are actually clever. Cheap plays on stereotypes, not so much. HN has problems, but this is generally not one of them.
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Re:Japan to Draw Up UFO Encounter Protocols After U.S. Footage by logjammin on Sunday May 03, 2020 @08:53PM (#23063326)
It really, truly cannot.
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