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Re:iPhone SE: The One-Eyed King? by Nition on Tuesday April 28, 2020 @05:18AM (#23005168)
I realise I'm falling into the exact discource you're perfectly parodying here but considering the new SE is iPhone 8 size, this

> Too old. Want new small phone. Had iPhone 8. Pinnacle of small beauty.

needs to read "old iPhone SE" or even better, "iPhone 4S".

Re:iPhone SE: The One-Eyed King? by e_proxus on Tuesday April 28, 2020 @05:32AM (#23005237)
I took this to be part of the joke, since the new iPhone SE has exactly the same form factor as the iPhone 8.
Re:iPhone SE: The One-Eyed King? by Nition on Tuesday April 28, 2020 @06:02PM (#23012669)
Quite possible.