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Re:Ubuntu 20.04 LTS (Focal Fossa) by theelous3 on Thursday April 23, 2020 @05:41AM (#22954259)
Sounds like something a human wouldn't have any use looking at anyway. Multi gb excel files? This is what programming is for.
Re:Ubuntu 20.04 LTS (Focal Fossa) by majewsky on Thursday April 23, 2020 @05:50AM (#22954305)
> Multi gb excel files? This is what programming is for.

Excel is arguably the most successful programming language ever, or at the very very least second most successful after JavaScript.

(Note to future commenter: I said "most successful", not "best".)

Re:Ubuntu 20.04 LTS (Focal Fossa) by readwind on Thursday April 23, 2020 @06:07AM (#22954381)
Yeah excel, outlook, etc, and their db-app, access, word, and photoshop, adobe, etc, will be tough beasts to either man handle or convince, I guess.

Looking forward to handle being a terminal app to install all of those things. Throw us some games too.

No manual entry for handle

Re:Ubuntu 20.04 LTS (Focal Fossa) by netheril96 on Thursday April 23, 2020 @06:41AM (#22954535)
Reality does not work in the way you wish it to.
Re:Ubuntu 20.04 LTS (Focal Fossa) by baq on Thursday April 23, 2020 @06:33AM (#22954503)
Excel is a very nice purely functional programming environment with a fantastic debugger.
Re:Ubuntu 20.04 LTS (Focal Fossa) by readwind on Thursday April 23, 2020 @06:55AM (#22954603)
Excel is a nice flight-simulator, it's just too bad it doesn't wear a miniskirt.

Edit: here's the procedures to activate a flight sim in excel 97 as I understand https://kb.iu.edu/d/agqw

You can fly around using your mouse or the arrow keys. The monolith lists Excel 97's developers.