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A comment on Show HN: A christmas story (with programming and logic).
Children who read are well read
Kids who like candy have red hair
Well read children do not misbehave
Children who don't misbehave are nice
Books are read by children with red hair
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Conclusion: Santa's a nutjob.
Children who read are well read
Kids who like candy have red hair
Well read children do not misbehave
Children who don't misbehave are nice
Books are read by children with red hair
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Conclusion: Santa's a nutjob.