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Re:Tesla Cybertruck by jader201 on Friday November 22, 2019 @01:31AM (#21603317)
It looks like the attempt of a “futuristic” vehicle in an early 90’s low polygon video game.

Reading these responses makes me think I’m out of the loop on some joke. Seriously. I had no doubt when I came to the discussion that all the comments would be about how ugly it is.

Maybe this is one of those white/gold vs. black/blue dress things. Or the “yanni” thing.

I’m blown away by any of the comments that find the design appealing.

Re:Tesla Cybertruck by sincerely on Friday November 22, 2019 @01:40AM (#21603368)
>It looks like the attempt of a “futuristic” vehicle in an early 90’s low polygon video game.

In a world where every manufacturer makes cars that look basically the same as every other car in the world, I'm fucking stoked on this.

Re:Tesla Cybertruck by riffraff on Friday November 22, 2019 @01:45AM (#21603387)
they don't, people just buy similar looking models because weird cars generally don't sell well, with some exceptions.
Re:Tesla Cybertruck by sincerely on Friday November 22, 2019 @03:56AM (#21603982)
Ok, please find me the two most different looking trucks that I can buy (no concept models).
Re:Tesla Cybertruck by killjoywashere on Friday November 22, 2019 @06:09AM (#21604561)
Re:Tesla Cybertruck by jsight on Friday November 22, 2019 @10:34AM (#21606461)
OTOH, the SSR had a foot bed? Its not like it was just a great truck that looked bad, it wasn't actually a good truck.
Re:Tesla Cybertruck by jsight on Friday November 22, 2019 @04:45PM (#21610441)
Err, four foot bed.
Re:Tesla Cybertruck by dsr_ on Friday November 22, 2019 @07:28AM (#21604939)
Since the context is a four+ seat vehicle with cargo space but not a dedicated cargo mover, I feel justified in offering you:

Pontiac Aztek and Jeep Gladiator.

Re:Tesla Cybertruck by killjoywashere on Sunday November 24, 2019 @01:01AM (#21618698)
I immediately thought of the Aztek when I saw the pop-out tent photo on the CyberTruck website.
Re:Tesla Cybertruck by NickNameNick on Friday November 22, 2019 @02:02AM (#21603457)
It seems to me that most of the engineering is in the 'skateboard', There's no reason they can't sell the same chassis with two different bodies. - The cybertruck for people who want that. - A more conventional body for anyone else.
Re:Tesla Cybertruck by wnkrshm on Friday November 22, 2019 @04:56AM (#21604265)
I think there is some cost issue in making the car armored. With a sandwich material it would be way more feasible to put together planar cuts than to cold form them. Armor usually is pretty stiff.
Re:Tesla Cybertruck by ianai on Friday November 22, 2019 @06:01AM (#21604518)
maybe once the reality of the armor sinks in people will re-evaluate the esthetics of it.
Re:Tesla Cybertruck by wnkrshm on Friday November 22, 2019 @06:36AM (#21604683)
I think it's sad though that people want to have an armored car that looks like a stealth fighter.

It's also strange that you can sell it in a context of 'being prepared', with the offroad capability and everything - I don't know a better example for a vehicle being dependent on an always-on infrasructure than an armored electric truck.

Re:Tesla Cybertruck by SuoDuanDao on Friday November 22, 2019 @07:57AM (#21605109)
> I don't know a better example for a vehicle being dependent on an always-on infrasructure than an armored electric truck.

Why? It is so, so much easier to produce your own electricity than your own gasoline. A truck running on slightly impure ethanol or gasified wood would still be more independent, but there are performance issues to consider there.

Re:Tesla Cybertruck by wnkrshm on Friday November 22, 2019 @09:05AM (#21605618)
After reading up a bit more I think I was too hasty with that statement. Getting a practical solar capacity is quite a lot cheaper than I imagined for many latitudes.
Re:Tesla Cybertruck by sneak on Friday November 22, 2019 @07:12AM (#21604852)
> I think it's sad though that people want to have an armored car that looks like a stealth fighter.

Why?

Re:Tesla Cybertruck by wnkrshm on Friday November 22, 2019 @08:41AM (#21605434)
Because it's not a car that is not armored and just looks like a stealth fighter. And because it's not a car that is armored and looks like a regular car.

It seems to me people like the martial aesthetic and function(!) as a status symbol, maybe without reflecting why the martial aesthetic is what it is. To keep people in a metal shell with guns on it from being shredded.

A civil society should find these things ugly but respect their necessity, not celebrate them. And if civil society has a real need for these things, it's in a sad state.

Re:Tesla Cybertruck by sneak on Friday November 22, 2019 @08:47AM (#21605471)
What if it just looks cool because angular things made out of metal look cool, not because we are death fetishists or living in a dangerous society?

Also, weapons and weaponry can be aesthetically pleasing without accepting the inevitability of violence.

Re:Tesla Cybertruck by rpmisms on Friday November 22, 2019 @09:51AM (#21606017)
A civil society can also find martial design cool as hell.
Re:Tesla Cybertruck by simonh on Friday November 22, 2019 @03:51AM (#21603958)
And here you go. The Walrus ATV from Carrier Command.

http://www.retrogamer.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/launchi...

Re:Tesla Cybertruck by ndrake on Friday November 22, 2019 @09:03AM (#21605607)
Reminds me to the car from the opening sequence of Another World: http://firsthour.net/screenshots/another-world/another-world...
Re:Tesla Cybertruck by agumonkey on Friday November 22, 2019 @05:40AM (#21604447)
It's almost a concentrate of the 80s born crowd childhood. Yes it's low poly, you can add 80s neon design cues:

- https://imgur.com/a/eHUNSqu

- https://imgur.com/a/xt3Cbm4

- https://imgur.com/a/kYy7mVv

- <insert delorean bare metal>

You can even see a little Mad Max oriented punk on elon buddies clothing on stage.

Note that Peugeot attempted a similar thing with the 508 electric revival recently.

Re:Tesla Cybertruck by SuoDuanDao on Friday November 22, 2019 @07:54AM (#21605088)
It looks like a shark. There's definitely a deliberately threatening aesthetic to it. That's likely why it's so polarizing. As someone who likes medieval weapons, predators, and martial arts competitions, I definitely find it a beautiful design.

Just needs more spikes on the front ;)

Re:Tesla Cybertruck by knopkop_ on Friday November 22, 2019 @11:39AM (#21607192)
> early 90’s low polygon video game.

Seeing the truck I was immediately reminded of the original Death Track game.

Re:Tesla Cybertruck by marc_io on Friday November 22, 2019 @08:07AM (#21605191)
Low poly is the new black.
Re:Tesla Cybertruck by lambdadmitry on Friday November 22, 2019 @06:26AM (#21604644)
Do you find hypermasculine aesthetics (big game hunting, big guns, aggressive looking trucks) appealing though?