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Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by hgytr on Friday November 15, 2019 @08:46PM (#21550422)
First. Thanks to HN for not demanding phone numbers: anonymity allows to say things that cannot be said.

Second. Many googlers read HN. In some sense, HN is the extension of the internal forums.

CNBC made a good summary and I can comment on each bullet point.

Larry and Brin probably stopped attending because nothing important is said on TGIFs. More people -> more leaks -> less interesting information -> less attendence. Nothing surprising here. Sundar's solution seems to be resorting to boring once a quarter all-hands about business strategy. I wonder what the attendance will be.

It's a hypocrisy to complain about troubles with trust and at the same time ban political or whatever discussions. Googlers are generally very smart folks and understand that whatever they say may be used against them in the future, when policies change once again. Today you post a memegen where you state that triangles are better than squares, tomorrow you get fired because squares have become the symbol of some protected class. You have to apply a form of forward self-censorship and be very careful about what you say to whom.

I don't think there is a tension between execs and workers, but only because the two classes live in different worlds.

Don't get me wrong. Google is still the best workplace with top notch pay, but as it's got big, it's also morphed into a typical big corporation with typical corporate politics.

Just my 2c.

Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by rainyMammoth on Friday November 15, 2019 @09:27PM (#21550573)
> Don't get me wrong. Google is still the best workplace with top notch pay, but as it's got big, it's also morphed into a typical big corporation with typical corporate politics.

Sorry but I cannot stand that level of internal koolaid. I guess you also think that Google got the "smartest" people? There are literally thousands of companies working on problems way more interesting and with more stakes and upsides for humanity than Google and the adtech industry. I would qualify all of those companies as "better place to work" than Google. It is maybe the best place to work if you have no sense of ethics, want to take it easy, work 9 to 5 and maximize your money.

Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by scarmig on Friday November 15, 2019 @10:33PM (#21550820)
Google throws away obscene amounts of money on non-adtech things. Some of those are pretty interesting and useful for humanity.

You can say, well, those don't count, because Google isn't making money from them! But if you take that route, you also have to exclude all the startups working on "interesting" problems that don't and won't make money. You're left with a very small set of companies. I wouldn't be surprised if it's the null set.

I'd say a fair assessment is a random team at Google is as likely to be doing something interesting and beneficial as a team at a random startup (which is to say, unlikely but possible). At Google, though, you're going to have both better average financial outcomes and lower risk.

Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by ColanR on Saturday November 16, 2019 @01:50AM (#21551385)
Google is an ad company with delusions of grandure.

It's nothing more, until it finds a way to turn a profit on its other ventures. (Just like those startups - realistically, until they turn a profit, they're just in the exploratory stage.)

Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by pmart123 on Saturday November 16, 2019 @09:43AM (#21552852)
In some ways, they could be not only a driver of innovation, but profit off of it. For instance, the initial idea of spearheading Waymo makes sense to me: self-driving cars lead to more search queries and YouTube video views when someone is in transit. They didn’t need to own this technology though and should have sold most of the equity last year to GM or Ford as the OEMs moved into the space. Verily makes more sense to me, but it’s goal should be specialized cloud infrastructure for healthcare.
Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by notatoad on Saturday November 16, 2019 @12:26PM (#21553742)
I was under the impression that Youtube, G-suite, Cloud Platform, and hardware were all quite profitable. Not to the same degree as ads maybe, but they would all be considered successful if they were standalone businesses.

Calling google just an ad company is ignoring a large amount of reality.

Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by x0x0 on Saturday November 16, 2019 @01:26PM (#21554110)
Youtube is an ads delivery channel.

afaik, hardware is nowhere near close to profitable once you add the costs of Android. Android is an ads delivery channel and a defense against ios usurping an ads delivery channel.

You have a point about gsuite and gcp.

Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by perl4ever on Saturday November 16, 2019 @04:38AM (#21551814)
Bell labs? Xerox PARC?
Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by clairity on Saturday November 16, 2019 @04:41PM (#21555150)
> "At Google, though, you're going to have both better average financial outcomes and lower risk."

this is a classic misaligned incentive problem though. getting more pay for lower risk just makes the google workers risk-averse, so their success rate will be lower than startup founders who put more on the line (and who are therefore incentivized to make tougher decisions faster/earlier). a former founder-turned-googler friend admitted as much to me in casual conversation.

Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by scarmig on Saturday November 16, 2019 @08:24PM (#21555977)
Likely true. The average worker, though, doesn't want exposure to risk. The risk is almost purely downside for the average worker. Even "making tougher decisions faster and earlier" is a pretty shitty deal for a worker, in that they're going to be cast aside on a whim. And startups come with little to no upside risk to compensate for the downside risk (I say this as someone who's been bitten by shitty startup shenanigans).

Probably if Google were broken up we'd see many more and more successful startups, for reasons of funding and talent (and the end of the tendency for Google to make some halting inroad into a niche only to abandon it because of internal politics). That doesn't translate into a better experience for workers though.

Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by buzzkillington on Saturday November 16, 2019 @12:35AM (#21551202)
> It is maybe the best place to work if you have no sense of ethics, want to take it easy, work 9 to 5 and maximize your money.

Hey, that's me to a t. Google is not actually that great for that. The pay is average and they make too much of a song and dance about helping people, even if you're working on ML used to ferret out dissidents in China.

The good companies for 9 to 5 casual evil are small >50 man shops which require security clearance to work at.

Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by mav3rick on Saturday November 16, 2019 @01:59AM (#21551416)
Pay is well above average. Regardless of what HN spews, Google foundationally made search and mobile more accessible around the world. I don't know what "great" company you work for but it's hard to top that for impact.
Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by buzzkillington on Saturday November 16, 2019 @03:51AM (#21551676)
> Pay is well above average

Depends on what you mean by average. When I talked to google I was looking at L5 for just over 300k with stock and bonus. In Evil Inc I was making well over over 500k all cash for the same job description.

Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by thibautg on Saturday November 16, 2019 @05:10AM (#21551914)
300k is average?

That’s more than the ceiling for CEOs of public companies in my country.

Tech salaries in the US really seem out of proportions.

Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by hgytr on Saturday November 16, 2019 @12:36PM (#21553809)
That's more like the low end for L5, honestly. And 500k is the high end, for a top performer L5.
Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by buzzkillington on Saturday November 16, 2019 @06:01AM (#21552026)
If you value your work little, expect to be paid little.

I see no reason why I should get paid less than a CEO, when most of their job is similar to that of a kindergarten teacher.

Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by sabas123 on Saturday November 16, 2019 @06:48AM (#21552186)
It also is much more than most politicians and ministers. Especially the latter are typically way more influential imo.
Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by justinclift on Saturday November 16, 2019 @09:56AM (#21552910)
Kickbacks, future speaking appointments (for decades afterwards), etc probably raise the "official" salary for various politicians and ministers.
Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by mav3rick on Saturday November 16, 2019 @04:41AM (#21551824)
Your location / interviews must have not been favorable. Most L5s pull more than that. Also the equity refreshes are far greater than other companies.
Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by buzzkillington on Saturday November 16, 2019 @05:05AM (#21551900)
I have no idea. The whole process was Kafkaesque. I'd get someone calling me at 10pm asking if I'm available the next day, then telling me someone will call and confirm only for no one to follow up. Then the whole thing starts up the week after again.
Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by CydeWeys on Saturday November 16, 2019 @10:20AM (#21553044)
What's Evil Inc.?
Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by AllanHoustonSt on Saturday November 16, 2019 @11:29AM (#21553418)
If I had to guess, Goldman Sachs
Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by techie128 on Saturday November 16, 2019 @03:02AM (#21551573)
Yes Google did make search and mobile more accessible while helping itself to a big pile of money. Stop pretending that they did it out of the goodness of their hearts. Hate to break it to you but Google is just like any other business.
Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by mav3rick on Saturday November 16, 2019 @04:45AM (#21551837)
Oh so ? What's wrong with earning money ? What's wrong with having good impact while making money. That is what sustains impact and not a flash in the pan. Get off your high horse and respect what they have achieved. Businesses won't survive without money. HN's favorite browser Firefox gets a 300 million donation from Google. Without this Mozilla will slowly die. Of course you wouldn't mention this. Google money is now against your narrative right ? Also Google pulled out of the DoD contracts. Hate to break it to you none of your other businesses had the balls or people to do that.
Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by myguy on Sunday November 17, 2019 @05:59PM (#21560603)
Google only donates to Firefox so Chrome is less obviously a monopoly in the browser space (remember Microsoft and IE)

Google just recently said they're ready to talk business with did again. They said Maven employee upset was just a one time thing.

Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by mav3rick on Monday November 18, 2019 @04:09AM (#21562894)
Lol you guys will never be happy. The Firefox money has been going for a while now. If they help someone "oh this is to divert attention". If they don't help someone "Google is too big and doesn't care ".
Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by djohnston on Saturday November 16, 2019 @06:22AM (#21552092)
How on Earth is that a criticism?
Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by somatic on Saturday November 16, 2019 @12:43AM (#21551224)
>The good companies for 9 to 5 casual evil are small >50 man shops which require security clearance to work at.

Where do I sign up?

(Edit: this is a serious question.)

(Second edit: Mencius.)

Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by buzzkillington on Saturday November 16, 2019 @01:01AM (#21551279)
You need to know a guy, I met mine when I was running a 3d printing course for an astronomy group of all things.
Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by somatic on Monday November 18, 2019 @08:17PM (#21569917)
LOL at the GPG swarm down below. I hate the Internet, I regret posting my own GPG message, and I'd delete it if I could.
Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by somatic on Saturday November 16, 2019 @01:28AM (#21551325)
I'll be on the lookout, but quite frankly I despair. I've always wanted to be in a spooky line of work. Oh well.
Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by smsm42 on Saturday November 16, 2019 @04:28PM (#21555073)
If I were in a spooky business, I'd never hire somebody who's too eager to work in this line of work. Too easy to hire a Snowden this way. And I have no idea how they solve this problem... must be tough to be a spook.
Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by somatic on Monday November 18, 2019 @08:14PM (#21569906)
Valid point. To clarify, it was hyperbole, as I got (rightly or wrongly) a more "military" vibe. And in my highly uninformed opinion, I'd feel much less comfortable in close quarters with actual spook-dom than I would around high-end military establishment people. Maybe I'm wrong. I'd probably take upper six figures to warm a seat for either, though. Shake the hand of the devil, sell your soul on the dotted line.
Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by somatic on Saturday November 16, 2019 @03:41PM (#21554826)
Get in touch?

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Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by perl4ever on Saturday November 16, 2019 @04:40AM (#21551821)
There are also huge federal contractors (defense, etc.) that the average consumer can't name because they aren't on anything the public comes in contact with.
Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by vonmoltke on Saturday November 16, 2019 @01:04PM (#21553974)
Yeah, but their total comp is shit compared to the tech industry.
Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by perl4ever on Saturday November 16, 2019 @05:14PM (#21555302)
It depends on whether you restrict "tech" to FAANG/bay area. There are tech companies that pay ~40K for entry level programmer/analyst positions that said contractors pay $80+, or did ~5 years ago.
Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by zzsd on Wednesday November 20, 2019 @09:18PM (#21590866)
Well said. I worked at Google on Adtech. I have decades of experience and it was the most meaningless, uninteresting job I ever had. All everyone cared about was perf/promotion and their gsus. I also took a pay cut (total comp, yes) to join, thinking the work would be interesting and people worth it. The last year their was miserable

Sure there are great people and projects but anybody claiming any of them would exist without the drudgery and 90% revenue stream of “adtech” have their blinders on. And fwiw, if all one cares about us pay, Facebook pays MUCH much more.

Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by smsm42 on Saturday November 16, 2019 @04:24PM (#21555048)
So somebody likes the workplace they work at. No need to be all up in arms against it. There are certainly places as good or better than google, and there are certainly people that like it at Google anyway. There's tons of ethical work you can do at Google, not everybody works for Project Dragonfly. Before you ask, no, I don't work for Google, don't want work for Google, never interviewed to work for Google, and don't particularly like Google. But that's not the reason to hate all people for whom it works.
Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by hgytr on Friday November 15, 2019 @10:02PM (#21550704)
If you know names of those better workplaces, I'm all ears.
Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by OneMoreGoogler on Friday November 15, 2019 @10:35PM (#21550827)
Over 16 years I've worked at only four companies, but one of them was Google, and it was honestly my least favorite.

Creature comforts: I have an actual cubicle with >2x the space. Excellent meals are still provided, but now lines are <1 min. I can always find a parking space. I can always find a bathroom stall.

Engineering culture: No more promo or perf review nonsense. There's none of the internal competition / pressure that I felt every day at Google. The org and leadership has vastly less churn. The place is dead at 5:15pm. And the people I work with are incredibly smart.

In terms of company: my new employer is not creepy. My grandmother understands what I work on.

Do follow your heart, but I'm so happy I left.

Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by JDiculous on Saturday November 16, 2019 @12:51AM (#21551249)
Always interesting to hear these counterpoints. I've never worked at Google, but reading internet comments and such you get the impression that most people consider it some ideal workplace (though to be fair, many people selling you this fantasy are also trying to sell you their Google interview prep courses). Yet when I meet Googlers/ex-Googlers in real life, I never got that same impression. Seems like any other corporate job (I'm personally pretty jaded from corporate), just more prestige and maybe more pay. Also it seems like one's experience will vary drastically depending on what team they get placed on (eg. Google X vs. some internal tool).
Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by seraphsf on Friday November 15, 2019 @11:13PM (#21550973)
I won’t ask what company you’re at, but have you noticed a correlation between size of company and your happiness? Is this new Valhalla a significant smaller organization than Google?
Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by mehrdada on Saturday November 16, 2019 @03:25PM (#21554739)
Sounds like Netflix and I think you’re on point that the model might be great but won’t scale to anything resembling google size
Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by mav3rick on Friday November 15, 2019 @10:50PM (#21550884)
What "pressure" you feel is entirely up to you. Most managers at Google don't micro manage you.
Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by nine_k on Friday November 15, 2019 @11:06PM (#21550941)
But are you expected to exceed expectations? :)
Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by mav3rick on Friday November 15, 2019 @11:21PM (#21550995)
You do your best on your projects. No one thinks day to day how their perf will be. What a stupid way to live.
Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by arcticbull on Sunday November 17, 2019 @12:05AM (#21556656)
Definitely happens at other FAANGs.
Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by wardnath on Friday November 15, 2019 @10:42PM (#21550859)
"The best" is pretty subjective based on what one is looking for in a job. Not everyone gels with all company cultures.

It's great that you like working for Google and have found a good fit.

Some features I like in workplace culture:

- Empowering the "builders" and developers to have autonomy and guide how product development cycles are defined.

- Top cover provided by managers - managing expectations from stake holders

- Overall non-toxic environment

- Quality work and product vision

Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by PavlovsCat on Friday November 15, 2019 @10:19PM (#21550768)
I automatically replace that with "the best place to work (for me) I know of". Someone who isn't into software or hardware but loves dancing might be very bored at Google, someone who loves animals might be happier as a vet, and people who enjoy organizing information and making it accessible to humans will probably be better off as a librarian, and so on.
Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by djohnston on Saturday November 16, 2019 @06:18AM (#21552080)
Woahhhh there, don't fall off that horse! You might hurt yourself from a height so high.

Your qualification of what makes a company's problems more interesting or beneficial to humanity is certainly debatable, but if you think people at Google are "taking it easy" talentless slobs you are quite objectively wrong

Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by hos234 on Friday November 15, 2019 @10:40PM (#21550851)
Organizational Politics and Real world Politics are usually studied separately. One in B-schools the other in political science depts. You have to spend time thinking about why that is.

There is a lot of overlap, because both are about gaining power and influence, but there are big differences in needs, resources and routes taken. It's easy to misunderstand them.

Google, thanks to the amount of info they sit on and decisions they make about how it flows, is stuck bang in the middle of those two worlds. Other corps sit in that intersection too such as oil/energy, defense, banking, media etc but none of them have achieved info scale that Google has.

This is still early days where traditional Politicians/Parties (other than the Chinese) haven't fully processed what those info flows can do to them.

They recognize now, how important corps sitting on top of mountain ranges of data are. But the moment they loose power and influence because of those info flow is when real awakening happens. It's safe to assume Real World Politics will dominate Org Politics within such corps. Things will break apart just as they did with Newspapers and TV/Radio News.

At an individual level it's always good to think about what your needs are and be conscious of them. People who aren't, just get dragged by whatever chaos is unfolding thinking they have no role to play or choice. Those that are in touch with their needs and values experience the whole story very differently.

Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by missosoup on Saturday November 16, 2019 @05:35AM (#21551970)
> but as it's got big, it's also morphed into a typical big corporation with typical corporate politics.

The level of self-censorship my friends from Goog exercise and how carefully they choose their words on everyday topics is unlike anything I've seen from people working at any other big corps. They've also become more flexible on moral stances that once used to be clear cut lines for them.

Google is a borderline cult. It has fallen far below the bar that most people would set for 'best workplace'. This is just something that Goog employees don't become aware of until they leave the bubble.

Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by mikro2nd on Saturday November 16, 2019 @05:22AM (#21551942)
> Googlers are generally very smart folks

Seems like it's time to remind folk of Joy's Law: "no matter who you are, most of the smartest people work for someone else,”[0].

[0] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joy%27s_law_(management)

Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by redblacktree on Friday November 15, 2019 @09:12PM (#21550511)
> typical big corporation with typical corporate politics

I don't know why this would surprise anyone. People are people and politics are politics in any large organization. There is no reason to think Google would be exempt.

Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by hn82738 on Friday November 15, 2019 @09:27PM (#21550571)
> There is no reason to think Google would be exempt.

Except that it did seem to be exempt, for much longer and while becoming much larger than I think most people would have imagined.

Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by ubu7737 on Friday November 15, 2019 @09:31PM (#21550586)
Google lost its varnish around the time it sought to fight Facebook with Plus. Around the time they released the Nexus 7.

I guess around the time Sundar became ascendant.

Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by ridaj on Friday November 15, 2019 @10:55PM (#21550909)
Sundar only became ascendant afterwards. When + was around, Vic Gundotra was in charge of that. Nexus 7 was released back when Andy Rubin was still firmly in charge of all things Android. I'd associate Sundar's ascendancy more with the shift from Nexus to Pixel and Android One, with the assistant, etc.
Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by hgytr on Friday November 15, 2019 @10:04PM (#21550721)
There is an interesting analogy. Two uranium hemispheres remain peaceful only until they are joined.
Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by ekianjo on Friday November 15, 2019 @09:21PM (#21550543)
> There is no reason to think Google would be exempt.

It can be controlled in some way. If you only hire people from the same political pool, for example. Or getting them early enough (young enough) to shape them in a way that will lower internal tensions. Not every large company is burning in political fires.

Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by kortilla on Friday November 15, 2019 @10:35PM (#21550825)
> If you only hire people from the same political pool, for example.

That’s not possible. In fact, one of the best ways to stoke internal political fires is to make the mistake of convincing those holding the majority political viewpoint that they represent the viewpoint of the whole company.

Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by whatshisface on Friday November 15, 2019 @09:37PM (#21550617)
Another option is to have a culture of not permitting political fires to be lit on company property. In other words, not talking about politics at work.
Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by throwaway6833 on Saturday November 16, 2019 @12:11AM (#21551134)
Throwaway time..

The minefield about trying to predict what's going to be politically correct in the future is so true--you nailed it. You might carefully self-censor your discussions to things that are politically allowed today but everything lives forever, so something you say may fall out of fashion and years from now it could get you in hot HR water. The only solution is to just stick to work topics, really. The need for both current and forward self-censorship is very real.

The "bring your whole self to work" thing is actually kind of a trap. If you're politically aligned the correct way, then sure, you're welcome to bring your whole self to work and participate in political discussions. If you're a Trump supporter, for example, or don't buy in to the whole pronouns thing, then [it's kind of unspoken that] you're expected to please leave that whole self at home thankyouverymuch. Kind of a one way street.

I just come in to work and don't seek out political drama. It's totally optional. Besides the above future-PC worry, you really have to go out and look for trouble. For me, memegen is a place to read silly lighthearted memes and nothing more.

Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by laughinghan on Saturday November 16, 2019 @02:29AM (#21551496)
Genuine question: (you're on a throwaway, what's the harm in answering me, right?)

What is there to buy into about pronouns? If my first name is Stan, named after my dad also named Stan, and my middle name is Jason, and my dad abandoned my family when I was young so I prefer people to call me Jason, you'd have no problem calling me Jason and be understanding that calling me Stan is a sore point, right?

What if I don't want to explain my personal issues with my father and childhood family situation to coworkers? If I just say that I really strongly prefer Jason and that it genuinely upsets me if you call me Stan, would you demand an explanation?

So if I claim, without explaining, that I strongly dislike being addressed as "she" and strongly prefer "he", isn't that the same amount of work? What is there to buy into, an explanation about personal struggles with gender dysphoria? That seems like a pretty personal thing to expect from a coworker, does it not?

What am I missing?

Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by natecavanaugh on Saturday November 16, 2019 @06:14AM (#21552074)
I think the “buy into” aspect is possibly buying into the importance of it all. In the current climate, it’s a charged issue, because for one side it’s a matter of respect, dignity, and honoring a persons agency, and for the other it’s about coercive speech and toeing closer to coercive thought.

And then there’s the the third side that can perhaps see that both sides have valid points, except that none of it matters in the long run. If words are so empty that they can be bent to call a woman a man, a man a woman, blue as red, 50 as 1,000, depending on a person’s internal emotional state, then whatever we choose to say is as valid as anything else.

And if one person refuses to comply with social niceties, it doesn’t necessarily indicate anything other than, at worst, said person is a dick.

So I think right now, it’s a social crusade for both parties, and not everyone wants to get sucked into feeling passionate about everyone else's fights. And that doesn’t mean you’re choosing sides.

But somehow, less than 100% virtue signaling in either direction means you’re implicitly supporting “them”.

But, my approach is, when dealing with people, I’m not going to be a dick, and I’ll happily call them a preferred pronoun, within reason, even though it’s really not that important to me. But I’m also not going to go out of my way to try to fix everyone who is a dick either, even when it is something important to me.

Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by CydeWeys on Saturday November 16, 2019 @10:28AM (#21553089)
>If words are so empty that they can be bent to call a woman a man, a man a woman

Based on this statement, I don't quite think you understand what being transgender actually is. It's not people asking to be called the opposite gender, it's people asking to be called the gender that they actually are, and have been their entire lives, but who had the vast misfortune of being born into the wrong body. There is not a 1:1 correlation between the body's sex and the mind's sex; usually they match up, but sometimes they don't. Gender dysphoria has severely negative outcomes for mental health and well-being, and no one chooses it willingly.

Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by natecavanaugh on Monday November 18, 2019 @01:07AM (#21562262)
Oh, I’m also not claiming anyone is choosing gender dysphoria, but they are choosing their responses to it. I’m sure there are ways to superficially suppress the mental side just as we can superficially suppress the physical side. One is, in this day and age seen as preferable, and the other is a seen as caving into social norms, and denying your true self. But why is perception, one that is not shared or independently validated to be true or measurable in any way the one to follow?

I’m not saying these are easy questions or that I even understand the experience. But simply that there are many people who view themselves or others in a way that contradicts quantitative facts, but there isn’t a large social movement to have the world at large support that perception.

But as I said originally, inasmuch as it doesn’t require anyone to do anything and doesn’t have a cost to anyone else, what do I care?

Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by natecavanaugh on Monday November 18, 2019 @12:51AM (#21562197)
Is mental gender something that can be as quantitatively determined as physical gender? And what is a male or female brain apart from the accompanying biology? What makes it uniquely male vs female?
Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by username90 on Saturday November 16, 2019 @02:54AM (#21551556)
Names says nothing about a person while he/she describes an aspect of you. A person who wants to use the wrong pronoun is like a fat person wanting people to call them thin. Of course calling fat people fat is not very nice, the same can be said about missgendering people, but it is very hard to call fat people thin so you try to avoid the subject.

So if you look like and behave like a man then people will call you a man, if you look like and behave like a woman then people will call you a woman. Of course there are cases where the person looks like and behaves like the other gender but some assholes still calls them by their old pronoun, but in most cases I see someone who is obviously male wanting to be called female or vice versa. In those cases it hurts a bit because it goes against the meaning of the words, and given how our language is structured it is very hard to avoid the subject like most people do with other attributes.

Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by perl4ever on Saturday November 16, 2019 @04:48AM (#21551847)
"in most cases"

What is the issue, that you are claiming grave consequences exist for making an innocent mistake, and that's happened to you enough times to generalize?

...or are you saying you are unwilling to behave in an expected manner once you understand the expectations?

...in the latter case, do you find yourself frequently disagreeing with other people about who looks and behaves like a man/woman? Or are you just disagreeing about whether to honor their preferences?

Edit/addition: There was a time when people claimed a man with long hair or a woman with short hair was indistinguishable from the opposite sex.[1] Which pronoun do you use in that situation?

[1] https://www.google.com/search?q=turn+the+page+lyrics

Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by username90 on Saturday November 16, 2019 @05:01AM (#21551887)
I don't know a lot of trans people in real life and I have never miss-gendered someone. But there are a lot of prominent trans people in for example the gaming community and I am basing that anecdote on the discussions from there.

Edit: Note that I am not the person above the parent, I don't think there are any grave consequences for missgendering people, at least not if you don't do it consistently. I guess it could happen if you did it on for example twitter and some activist picked it up, but not in a casual conversation at work.

Late edit: As for what I consider man/woman, take this picture: https://keyassets.timeincuk.net/inspirewp/live/wp-content/up...

If I saw it without context I'd assume it was a guy being surrounded by two women based on their body and face structures, it is very hard to see the middle one as a woman. But surprisingly they are all three women.

Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by throwaway6833 on Sunday November 17, 2019 @11:51AM (#21558702)
Sounds like a genuine question, so I'll give a genuine answer:

I'm a very busy person at work. The amount of daily cognitive load I dedicate to pronouns there is essentially zero because it never comes up. The only time it becomes nonzero is when someone else who thinks it's vitally important brings it up, which is pretty much always memegen or some other internal forum where political advocacy creeps in. If someone were to ever ask me, "Hey, can you call me 'she' instead" I'd have no problem doing so. It's just common courtesy and most of my job at Google involves building and maintaining relationships. But I don't go out of my way to list people's pronouns next to their userids in design docs, or have a section in every presentation on pronouns in order to signal that I'm woke. Just like if someone pointed out that he goes by a middle name, I'd call them that because that's what they prefer, but I'm not going to ask everyone I meet if they go by a middle name or some other name.

As engineers we consider rare edge cases in our designs but typically do not build our solutions around them.

The difference between pronouns and first-names is that nobody is out there searching for instances where I inadvertently called someone by their first name so that they can go into outrage mode, call me out and shame me for it.

When I say some people don't "buy into the whole pronouns thing", I mean they are indifferent to it--they don't think about it every day, they don't consider it some vitally important cause that the company must urgently dedicate resources and collective cognitive load to.

Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by laughinghan on Monday November 18, 2019 @03:22PM (#21567798)
That makes sense, I also dislike people seeking out innocent mistakes and interpreting them in the worst way. "Woke" people definitely don't have a monopoly on that, but it's natural that the hotter a topic is at any given moment, the more common it'll be for that topic.

I don't know how fair it is to suggest that people who have a section in their presentations on pronouns are just trying to "signal that they're woke". It makes sense to me that someone who is personally sensitive about them or has a close personal connection with someone who is personally sensitive about them would do so out of conscientiousness, not disingenuousness.

Thanks for your perspective, I totally agree that it doesn't deserve much cognitive load. Adding pronouns to a slide that had people's names on it would take up less space than most surnames, and while shaming someone if it doesn't occur to them to do so is undeserved, it baffles me when people vehemently resist and spend incredible cognitive resources arguing that it's an enormous burden they can't possibly bear.

Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by derangedHorse on Saturday November 16, 2019 @07:30AM (#21552345)
Because changing a name allows the same English grammar to be used the same as it usually would and creating a new pronoun does not. Also, I feel like no one would really care that much if people called Stan by the name that’s registered to him (but prefers not to be called), whereas it becomes a political issue if someone didn’t call him by his preferred pronoun.
Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by laughinghan on Monday November 18, 2019 @03:31PM (#21567875)
I'm sure some people might only slightly prefer not to be called Stan. However, I specifically gave an example of why someone might instead have strong emotional reasons to prefer not to be called Stan.

I'm not sure why becoming a political issue is relevant—if Alice is generally kind to people but refuses to be kind to Bob not because of something Bob did wrong, but because the particular instance of kindness is a political issue, I don't think Alice is a kind person.

The point about grammar doesn't make much sense to me. Someone says "actually I'm not John, I'm Mary", you think it would be more grammatical to start referring to them as Mary, but continue to use he/him?

Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by kerng on Saturday November 16, 2019 @04:45AM (#21551836)
>> Don't get me wrong. Google is still the best workplace with top notch pay, but as it's got big, it's also morphed into a typical big corporation with typical corporate politics.

Such comments is what changed at Google. There are other excellent places to work at these days, like Microsoft (also Amazon) if you are interested in large scale cloud services and not advertisement.

Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by hgytr on Saturday November 16, 2019 @01:00PM (#21553958)
Microsoft is pretty good, indeed, but they don't match the Google pay. A senior at Google pulls 350 (add free food and gym to that), while a principal at Microsoft will be lucky to cross 250 (no free food and no gym on site). Sample size: a few tens of people. And the limited housing supply means that prices are tuned to the more successful folks.

Amazon seems to be very focused on squeezing out most out of its employees. The curious vesting schedule means you instantly lose 10% of your stock grant value. The company expects you to pull more hours and do some real oncall duties: this means less free time for you and less pay/hour rate. Good and gym are out if question. And don't forget to pay for your parking spot. IMHO, if you aren't big enough to demand a custom contract, you don't go to Amazon unless you have no better choices.

My question is still open: what are those better places?

Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by kerng on Saturday November 16, 2019 @01:13PM (#21554030)
You seem to confuse pay with "best place". Principal at Microsoft can make way more though (not working there, but know from Partner level folks there) - it's a very wide range, spawning 3 job levels.
Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by hgytr on Saturday November 16, 2019 @01:38PM (#21554194)
I know SDE IIs at MS who made 350+. However 90% of those SDE IIs don't even approach the entry level Google pay. My info about the principal salaries comes from those principals themselves.

By the best place I just meant best in terms of getting knowledge, status and pay with the least effort in the least stressful conditions.

Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by WAHa_06x36 on Saturday November 16, 2019 @03:37AM (#21551639)
> Today you post a memegen where you state that triangles are better than squares, tomorrow you get fired because squares have become the symbol of some protected class.

This is not how anything works.

What actually happens is, today you post something insensitive and disparaging because you can get away with it as a "joke", tomorrow, people will actually stand up for themselves and tell you it's not ok to say that, and it never was, and you were too much of an asshole to even consider that that might be the case.

Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by drenvuk on Saturday November 16, 2019 @07:13AM (#21552271)
That's not how humor works.

People who see it the way you do are pitiable, to say the least. The perfect joke is forever a shifting target and us being the humans we are can only approach it by trying repeatedly and through different tacks. One of those is being an asshole which can be funny and is funny to pretty much everyone under different circumstances and environments - but it is offensive and will always be offensive. You can look at nearly any stand up comic and see that's the case. I think you and your ilk need to lay off and relax.

Just give it some thought. You take one joke but change the audience, the time, the place, the delivery, the intonation, possibly the surrounding comments around the joke itself and everything changes. As an example If I make a joke about drowning and some person's brother who's in the same group I'm in died five years ago because a random orca dragged him under suddenly I'm the asshole. Maybe you're laughing because you didn't know either. But maybe next year there's a rash of orca attacks and someone finds a youtube recording of me making a joke about people drowning. I'm screwed now. I'm never becoming a CEO. Sounds pretty outlandish right? I bet all of those people who did blackface probably thought the same thing back in the 60s or whenever.

I think you guys need to have some empathy for people who just want to make a joke. Attempts at humor are ok but Statutes of limitations should be applicable.

I'm not going to put my ethnicity or sexual orientation on here right now but I feel no distaste for those people who wore black face or made jokes about people with different sexual orientations or whatever you might think is super bad because I know that they were acting within the boundaries of acceptability back then yet trying to have fun. If they're still doing those things at a time and place when it's not acceptable it's a different story but copping some 'Holier Than Thou' attitude over things that happen in the past when IT REALLY WAS OK TO SAY THOSE THINGS really rubs me the wrong way. It's as if they'd never said anything at the wrong time to the wrong person or in the wrong company. You might as well not say anything at all and give up all attempts at humor.

We are human. We try to laugh. Try not to hold it against us in the future.

Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by verall on Saturday November 16, 2019 @06:08AM (#21552054)
Downvotes and no response.

I don't know why HN wants to hide behind this strawman so bad. Noone is getting fired for posting about geometric shapes, unless you're trying to say something insensitive or disparaging.

The line of what is acceptable to stay has changed, but turns out if you wern't being an asshole in the first place, people are very forgiving.

Also, Twitter is not an example. People are constantly unforgiving assholes on Twitter for short-term Internet fame; your workplace isn't Twitter.

Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by drenvuk on Saturday November 16, 2019 @07:31AM (#21552347)
It's not a strawman. Good jokes that haven't been said before are hard to find and many times lie on the edge of what's acceptable and isn't acceptable or is a combination of nearly unrelated ideas delivered through a multitude of different comedic devices. There's a reason that workplace humor is so repetitive and soul deadening.
Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by verall on Sunday November 17, 2019 @10:08AM (#21558191)
A part of humor is "reading the room".

I've met genuinely funny, kind people, who are able to make jokes on the line of what is "acceptable", but because they could read the room, they could stay within acceptable and rarely offend people. When they did offend, they were quick to admit their mistake and apologize. Their apologies are genuine, because they believe it's wrong to offend their coworkers trying to be funny.

I've also met people who believe it's their right to make jokes on the line of whatever they think is acceptable, regardless the thoughts of everyone who has to hear them. Some of these guys were really funny. But they did offend some people and were generally not apologetic when called out. A lot of them were assholes. All of them had somebody who thought they were an asshole.

Honestly, I find there's tons of humor at work that goes nowhere near the line. I feel like funny things happen all of the time at my work. If your workplace feels soul-deadening it might be worth applying somewhere else.

Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by sobani on Monday November 18, 2019 @07:00AM (#21563605)
> A part of humor is "reading the room".

And nowadays 'the room' is becoming the entire world and can include a decade or more into the future.

Today you make an edgy joke that everyone considers hilarious. A decade from now, after the Overton Window has shifted, a recording of you making this joke will become trending on Twitter and you will lose your job.

Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by verall on Monday November 18, 2019 @10:05AM (#21564814)
This is the strawman.

Can you give me a link to someone that lost their job for something they wrote 5+ years ago that was actually "edgy" and not, like, grossly insensitive?

The poster I replied to, in a separate common for this article, used blackface as an example. I believe, however acceptable to the majority of people at the time, blackface was always cruel and derogatory.

People respond to images of them doing blackface 20+ years ago with "well it was just a joke and okay back then" and not "back then, our culture felt okay with cruel jokes meant to bring down black people, and by participating, I helped bring down black people"

If you think it was just "okay back then" you're missing the point.

Re:Google cancels TGIF weekly all-hands meetings by WAHa_06x36 on Saturday November 16, 2019 @04:07PM (#21554953)
None of that is actually true.