Thoughtful critique is fine, but there's no need to be an asshole ("hey look", "shitting the bed", "your garbage") and it break the site guidelines badly: https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html. Would you mind reviewing those and sticking to them when posting here? We've unfortunately had to warn you not to attack other users or post flamebait before, as well.
For disclosure's sake, I once got to hang out with Cameron at a conference many years ago and can tell you that he's exactly the sort of user HN needs more of: someone with vast experience in the computing world and countless great insights and stories.
Honestly, I don't know what could change this trend. Apparently, software authors care more about having a catchy name over an easily searchable one.
Whomever named this language is a moron.
That would be this moron.
I would have chosen a different name, but they were all taken.
so, I think it's a pretty bad name, but OTOH, google & co are smart enough these days.
If you're not google, name your garbage something without 2 million existing google results.