Tomorrow... will it be string theory? The true secret of the soul is without any doubt hidden in the 13th dimension.
You call this "poking fun", but it's horrifyingly real: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_mind
Now it's starting to sound a bit like learning a new language, too. Stuff that tries to make it easy and approachable and bite-size like Duolingo just never seems to do the job; the success stories I know of (including my own) always involve accepting that it's going to be unpleasant and confusing for a while, keeping your nose against that grindstone, and giving your brain some time to rewire itself.
That said, knowing physics, someone out there has already read this and interpreted it in some Chopraesque way that I can't even anticipate, and someone else is probably getting ready to downvote in reaction to some other Chopraesque interpretation I failed to read into my own words, so I probably should keep my mouth shut instead of posting. People get (understandably) twitchy about this topic.
But, effit, I'm going to anyway. The only practical characteristic of HN karma is its combustibility.