Clearly, the Hacker News gestalt is providing us a solution here; set Python on the tourists. "Sir, in order to visit the Eiffel Tower today, I'm going to need you to tell me what this Python code does...."

Given some of the code I've had to spelunking this may be an unsolvable problem.

The Eiffel Tower was built as a tourist destination so they'd make the problem easy, but this might be good for Machu Picchu

Actually for the latter it could be a knowledge of the history quiz, or a leave-no-trace quiz...

"X is eating the world" is eating the world

I swear, I read the python headline, turned away, then read this headline and thought I was going insane because I swore I read python.

Doesn't help that headlines on this site are fully mutable…

Its complicated, the local economy for some locations have dependency issues on tourists.

Yep, therefore tourism==Python.

Both tourism and Python use an insane amount of energy, thus they are equally bad for the environment. But they both feed a lot of people so we can't just get rid of them just like that :/

Software, before python

and that's a good thing

In Soviet Russia, the world eats you.