Compare that with an actual Chromium RCE vulnerability (a very clever PDF heap corruption exploit): https://cve.mitre.org/cgi-bin/cvename.cgi?name=CVE-2018-1748...
Backdoored ccleaner flagged as malicious by multiple ml based products: https://www.virustotal.com/gui/file/6f7840c77f99049d788155c1...
Backdoored xmanager flagged by multiple ml based products: https://www.virustotal.com/gui/file/d484b9b8c44558c18ef6147c...
Countless other examples.
I didn't write this thing, I'm just saying that the claims it makes are not the claims you say it makes. 'Functionally equivalent' is a bit like 'Turing complete' - it makes it easy to say something so true it's not actually interesting.
It's not some major discovery or controversial claim that Electron apps are an even more convenient and easier-to-leverage vector for exploitation than regular old binaries. But writing some blog post about it (they didn't give the vuln a name, they didn't rent it shoes, they aren't buying it a beer) does not warrant the weird invective you're throwing at it.
The author presents the info clearly and even includes videos demonstrating the “technique,” so it doesn’t seem “low effort” and click-baity to me.
I’m not sure I can support your view that this is unworthy of attention or fix because of in-memory patching, etc. If I told my customers Not to worry about my product because there are much scarier ways they can get hacked elsewhere, they would still ask why I didn’t put my best effort into closing a known loop.