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Re:Google Cloud Networking Incident Postmortem by V-eHGsd_ on Thursday June 06, 2019 @10:09PM (#20121065)
it's pretty boring. real life computers aren't at all like hackers or csi:cyber.

except for the skateboards, all real sysadmins ride skateboards.

Re:Google Cloud Networking Incident Postmortem by robryan on Thursday June 06, 2019 @11:24PM (#20121392)
Documentary that includes all the technical details wouldn't be. Kind of like the ambulance shows that seem to be popular now, but more technical.

Of course the target audience is probably tiny.

Re:Google Cloud Networking Incident Postmortem by tomjakubowski on Friday June 07, 2019 @02:29AM (#20122135)
It could be good done in the style of Cliff Stoll's Nova episode.
Re:Google Cloud Networking Incident Postmortem by thegabez on Thursday June 06, 2019 @11:11PM (#20121330)
What?! It's the most exciting part of the job. Entire departments coming together, working as a team to problem solve under duress. What's more exciting than that?
Re:Google Cloud Networking Incident Postmortem by namelosw on Thursday June 06, 2019 @11:39PM (#20121480)
I have done similar things several times and I think it would be boring.

It's Sunday so I guess they are not together. Instead there could be a lot of calls and working on some collaboration platforms. Everyone just staring at the screen, searching, reporting, testing and trying to shrink the problem scope.

If there's a record on everyone there must be a narrator explaining what's going on or audiences would definitely be confused.

It's Google so they have solid logging, analyzing and discovery means. Bad things do happen but they have the power to deal with them.

I suppose less technical firms(Equifax maybe?) encounter similar kind of crysis would be more fun to look at. Everything is a mess because they didn't build enough things to deal with them. And probably non-technical manager demanding precise response, or someone is blaming someone etc.

Re:Google Cloud Networking Incident Postmortem by munchbunny on Friday June 07, 2019 @01:03AM (#20121781)
Having done it at both big companies and startups... honestly, the startup version is more interesting. Higher stakes, more resourcefulness required, more swearing, and more camaraderie. The incidents I've been a part of in big company contexts have been pretty undramatic - tons of focus on keeping emotions muted, carefully unpeeling the onion, and then carefully sequencing mitigations and repairs.
Re:Google Cloud Networking Incident Postmortem by smueller1234 on Friday June 07, 2019 @03:05AM (#20122288)
No, not at Google. Lore has it in our office that it used to be hacked high speed segways. At least until somebody decided to build a ramp to jump with and the fiery chariot was reduced to rubble. The driver lived.
Re:Google Cloud Networking Incident Postmortem by ehsankia on Thursday June 06, 2019 @11:07PM (#20121311)
Is it real skateboards or boosted boards (or those one wheeled electric boards?).
Re:Google Cloud Networking Incident Postmortem by ethbro on Friday June 07, 2019 @01:13AM (#20121829)
I believe parent was probably referencing this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kV_i8AefT8I

But in defense, why be admin if you don't look admin?

Re:Google Cloud Networking Incident Postmortem by namelosw on Thursday June 06, 2019 @11:14PM (#20121341)
I guess he mean the one true kind of sysadmins who's job contains moving physically in data center and deal with physical infrastructures.

So it's real skateboard.

Re:Google Cloud Networking Incident Postmortem by dewey on Thursday June 06, 2019 @11:30PM (#20121434)
> So it's real skateboard.

Boosted boards are real skateboards too (https://boostedboards.com/) and would make moving through a DC even more effective ;)

Re:Google Cloud Networking Incident Postmortem by cristobal23 on Thursday June 06, 2019 @10:52PM (#20121257)
sysadmin here; can confirm.