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Re:Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal (1982) by mysterydip on Thursday March 28, 2019 @03:06AM (#19509930)
Real programmers don't actually use any language, as their time is best spent in forums and chat rooms arguing with non-real (integer?) programmers why they aren't real programmers.
Re:Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal (1982) by yonder on Thursday March 28, 2019 @03:34AM (#19510089)
Integers are real numbers. Perhaps they are arguing with imaginary programmers.
Re:Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal (1982) by Crinus on Thursday March 28, 2019 @07:45AM (#19511208)
I think this is a reference to an old joke about "God is Real, unless declared as Integer" since in Pascal Real and Integer are data types.
Re:Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal (1982) by alephnil on Thursday March 28, 2019 @08:25AM (#19511462)
The joke is actually about FORTRAN, where variables don't have to be declared, and is implicitly declared as Integer if it's first letter is in the range I-N and otherwise implicitly declared as the type Real (usually 32-bit floating point). Thus the variable GOD will implicitly be of type real.

Pascal have the same type names, but does not allow implicit declarations.

Re:Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal (1982) by Crinus on Thursday March 28, 2019 @12:42PM (#19513916)
Oh, interesting. I suspected it might be from an older language, but i expected Algol, not FORTRAN :-P.

Personally i associate it with Pascal because i first saw it on an IRC channel's topic back in the mid-90s :-).

Re:Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal (1982) by mcguire on Thursday March 28, 2019 @02:53PM (#19515315)
If it's a stupid programming joke, you can probably blame it on FORTRAN. COBOL programmers don't have senses of humor.
Re:Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal (1982) by sheikheddy on Thursday March 28, 2019 @03:35AM (#19510100)
Actually, integers are a subset of the real numbers. I think you mean complex numbers with a non-zero imaginary component.
Re:Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal (1982) by Someone on Thursday March 28, 2019 @01:51PM (#19514720)
In Pascal Real’s aren’t necessarily a superset of Integer’s (both can be four bytes, with, for example, 2^30+1 representable as an Integer, but not as a Real)
Re:Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal (1982) by mysterydip on Thursday March 28, 2019 @05:55AM (#19510693)
I'm so used to talking data types I forgot in math you're absolutely correct!

Cooncidentally in Pascal, real and integer are the names of two numeric data types.

Re:Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal (1982) by sheikheddy on Wednesday April 03, 2019 @01:43PM (#19565406)
That's good to know! I was born after Pascal's peak, so I've never used it, so I wasn't aware that I was wrong in a sense :D
Re:Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal (1982) by kristianov on Thursday March 28, 2019 @03:38AM (#19510114)
They are using English.