Re:Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal (1982)
by mysterydip on Thursday March 28, 2019 @03:06AM
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Real programmers don't actually use any language, as their time is best spent in forums and chat rooms arguing with non-real (integer?) programmers why they aren't real programmers.
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Re:Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal (1982)
by yonder on Thursday March 28, 2019 @03:34AM
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Integers are real numbers. Perhaps they are arguing with imaginary programmers.
Re:Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal (1982)
by Crinus on Thursday March 28, 2019 @07:45AM
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I think this is a reference to an old joke about "God is Real, unless declared as Integer" since in Pascal Real and Integer are data types.
Re:Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal (1982)
by alephnil on Thursday March 28, 2019 @08:25AM
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The joke is actually about FORTRAN, where variables don't have to be declared, and is implicitly declared as Integer if it's first letter is in the range I-N and otherwise implicitly declared as the type Real (usually 32-bit floating point). Thus the variable GOD will implicitly be of type real.
Pascal have the same type names, but does not allow implicit declarations.
Re:Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal (1982)
by Crinus on Thursday March 28, 2019 @12:42PM
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Oh, interesting. I suspected it might be from an older language, but i expected Algol, not FORTRAN :-P.
Personally i associate it with Pascal because i first saw it on an IRC channel's topic back in the mid-90s :-).
Re:Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal (1982)
by mcguire on Thursday March 28, 2019 @02:53PM
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If it's a stupid programming joke, you can probably blame it on FORTRAN. COBOL programmers don't have senses of humor.
Re:Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal (1982)
by sheikheddy on Thursday March 28, 2019 @03:35AM
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Actually, integers are a subset of the real numbers. I think you mean complex numbers with a non-zero imaginary component.
Re:Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal (1982)
by Someone on Thursday March 28, 2019 @01:51PM
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In Pascal Real’s aren’t necessarily a superset of Integer’s (both can be four bytes, with, for example, 2^30+1 representable as an Integer, but not as a Real)
Re:Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal (1982)
by mysterydip on Thursday March 28, 2019 @05:55AM
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I'm so used to talking data types I forgot in math you're absolutely correct!
Cooncidentally in Pascal, real and integer are the names of two numeric data types.
Re:Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal (1982)
by sheikheddy on Wednesday April 03, 2019 @01:43PM
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That's good to know! I was born after Pascal's peak, so I've never used it, so I wasn't aware that I was wrong in a sense :D
Re:Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal (1982)
by kristianov on Thursday March 28, 2019 @03:38AM
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They are using English.