(Of course, the Natural/Sculpt series barely scrapes the ‘ergonomics,’ what with the slanted key layout inherited from typewriters, the flat board made for extendable fingers instead of jointed ones, the too-low wrist pad.)
As for the special keys, I'm not sure what that's about, since I'm using pretty much the same number of hotkeys as I did in Linux and a bit more than in Windows. I'm also using Alfred for many commands, which are made in English instead of obscure semi-random keys.
Also, you can use whatever keyboard you want. I don't see how this is an issue at all... And what microscopic return key are you referring to? The return key on my MacBook is nearly the same size (maybe a half-centimeter shorter) than my full-size desktop keyboard.
Plus why do they have to have a microscopic return key on laptops?