News for hackers. Stuff that matters.
Re:I Put Words on This Webpage So You Have to Listen to Me Now by sareiodata on Saturday December 01, 2018 @04:33PM (#18579086)
What's flopnax? Google found nothing?
Re:I Put Words on This Webpage So You Have to Listen to Me Now by laurentdc on Saturday December 01, 2018 @05:06PM (#18579273)
It's basically ropjar, but it scales better
Re:I Put Words on This Webpage So You Have to Listen to Me Now by gfodor on Saturday December 01, 2018 @05:12PM (#18579306)
That's not a very fair comparison. Ropjar is used by thousands of companies at scale today. It takes a bit of effort, but don't undersell the advantage of being able to easily hire ropjar developers (good luck finding a flopnaxer willing to work on your CRUD app) not to mention taking advantage of all the well tested, production-grade woozblats that you get with the ropjar ecosystem.
Re:I Put Words on This Webpage So You Have to Listen to Me Now by blattimwind on Saturday December 01, 2018 @05:21PM (#18579353)
Those are going to get wiped out by the next generation stealth startups utilizing the rilkef approach. I wouldn't ICO those last-gen legacy startups. You need to get with the times. And actually rilkef isn't all you need, there are more important holistic real-time quantum ledger architectures to consider. I’d tell you how it’s actually done but you wouldn’t understand it.
Re:I Put Words on This Webpage So You Have to Listen to Me Now by Stratoscope on Saturday December 01, 2018 @06:27PM (#18579685)
That's all well and good, but what about the fact that both flopnar and ropjax fail to support shallow typing?

Sure, every modern coder uses a deep throw mechanical keyboard, but won't someone spare a kind thought for us old school nerds who still use laptops?

Not only that, but both systems require the use of monochromatic fonts!

Re:I Put Words on This Webpage So You Have to Listen to Me Now by _0nac on Saturday December 01, 2018 @11:12PM (#18580742)
Shallow typing? Seriously? Next you'll be telling me you use Dvorak. Deep hyping is where it's at and both flopnar and ropjax excel at that.
Re:I Put Words on This Webpage So You Have to Listen to Me Now by masonic on Sunday December 02, 2018 @03:39AM (#18581473)

  flopnar and ropjax fail to support shallow typing
You shallow types will never progress beyond flopnax, I bet.
Re:I Put Words on This Webpage So You Have to Listen to Me Now by ryacko on Saturday December 01, 2018 @05:22PM (#18579358)
Chumhum has rolled out their own solution, I’ve heard.
Re:I Put Words on This Webpage So You Have to Listen to Me Now by masonic on Sunday December 02, 2018 @03:42AM (#18581478)
If you don't mind the inherent Spectre and Meltdown vulnerabilities, fine, have at it
Re:I Put Words on This Webpage So You Have to Listen to Me Now by ryacko on Monday December 03, 2018 @01:09AM (#18586695)
Re:I Put Words on This Webpage So You Have to Listen to Me Now by mrgoose on Saturday December 01, 2018 @04:43PM (#18579148)
There's no such thing. It's a parody.
Re:I Put Words on This Webpage So You Have to Listen to Me Now by FartyMcFarter on Saturday December 01, 2018 @05:17PM (#18579337)
Of what?
Re:I Put Words on This Webpage So You Have to Listen to Me Now by DevKoala on Saturday December 01, 2018 @05:25PM (#18579381)
of us
Re:I Put Words on This Webpage So You Have to Listen to Me Now by klyrs on Saturday December 01, 2018 @06:04PM (#18579557)
Bullshit... my rilkef implementation has been stable for nearly a decade. Maybe this experimental version makes a mockery of you, but this "new discovery" is only insulting to me because it ignores my prior contributions to the field
Re:I Put Words on This Webpage So You Have to Listen to Me Now by gfodor on Sunday December 02, 2018 @01:28AM (#18581114)
hi I have a programming assignment for setting up gumpba with rilkef, can you share the codes
[dead]
Re:I Put Words on This Webpage So You Have to Listen to Me Now by dang on Saturday December 01, 2018 @07:17PM (#18579930)
Please don't take personal swipes in HN comments.
Re:I Put Words on This Webpage So You Have to Listen to Me Now by masonic on Sunday December 02, 2018 @03:36AM (#18581468)
Flopnax is the plural.