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* Send "So, I've been thinking... How about we try friends with benefits?" To a random contact.
* If you have anyone in your phone as Boss, Manager etc, send them an email with a template of a fairly harsh notice of resignation.
* If it's a woman, send to Mum / Mom / Dad "Hey, I'm going to be a mother! No idea who the father is but it's exciting!".
* If it's a man, send to Mum / Mom / Dad "Hey, so I drunkenly hooked up with some stranger from a bar and I've knocked her up... What to do?"
* Select 2 random contacts A & B. Send to A something about how B won't shut up about wanting to sleep with A.
* Send "So, I've been thinking... How about we try friends with benefits?" To a random contact.
* If you have anyone in your phone as Boss, Manager etc, send them an email with a template of a fairly harsh notice of resignation.
* If it's a woman, send to Mum / Mom / Dad "Hey, I'm going to be a mother! No idea who the father is but it's exciting!".
* If it's a man, send to Mum / Mom / Dad "Hey, so I drunkenly hooked up with some stranger from a bar and I've knocked her up... What to do?"
* Select 2 random contacts A & B. Send to A something about how B won't shut up about wanting to sleep with A.