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Re:Police Can Remotely Drive Your Stolen Tesla into Custody by King-Aaron on Tuesday November 20, 2018 @01:52AM (#18492249)
I've thought about the idea of a "lock the thief inside" kind of alarm system, but you're right. How do you stop them jumping out?

I've also thought of this.

1. Lock doors, secure windows.

2. 100% throttle

3. after 15 seconds, 100% steer left

Of course, there are certain... moral issues... surrounding this idea which have prevented it leaving the notes on a napkin stage.

Re:Police Can Remotely Drive Your Stolen Tesla into Custody by oogali on Tuesday November 20, 2018 @06:19AM (#18493057)
100% throttle for 15 seconds means my car has gone through my garage door into my garage.

If another car isn't there to stop it, the car has now gone through my kitchen or my daughter's bedroom.

100% throttle for 15 seconds on a multi-level parking garage means my car has now plunged N stories, or gone for a swim into the pond/river/drainage ditch behind the parking garage.

Don't be judge, jury, and executioner.

Or in less cliche terms: separate the asset recovery function (where you can help without moral issue) from the law enforcement function (where you cannot help without creating moral and privacy issues).

Just immobilize the car: the car's owner, leasing/financing company, insurance company, and police department will all be happy with just that.

Re:Police Can Remotely Drive Your Stolen Tesla into Custody by olliej on Tuesday November 20, 2018 @02:54PM (#18497079)
Person breaks into your car to escape violent gunman (let’s assume we’re in America), your car summarily executes them.

Alternatively: person is stealing your car, you have decided that theft deserves the death penalty, you execute them with your car.

Someone steals your car, your car accelerates and turns hard left, killing the occupants of other cars around them.

Seriously, I don’t get people who are so hell bent on trying to come up with ways to execute people for committing crimes.

Re:Police Can Remotely Drive Your Stolen Tesla into Custody by King-Aaron on Tuesday November 20, 2018 @08:37PM (#18499543)
yes.
Re:Police Can Remotely Drive Your Stolen Tesla into Custody by olliej on Sunday November 25, 2018 @11:15PM (#18531032)
So I could execute you if your high speed left turn injured me?