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Re:Apple has completed its acquisition of Shazam by Mononokay on Tuesday September 25, 2018 @12:29PM (#18067793)
Have you ever heard about the concept of the "joke?" Novelty thing, I tell you. Admittedly, it might be a bit too recent of a concept for the average person to be aware of, especially with how radical it is.

Here's a recent book of them, to help you get "in" on the "hip slang" of tomorrow:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philogelos

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Re:Apple has completed its acquisition of Shazam by alfredmuffin on Tuesday September 25, 2018 @01:00PM (#18068130)
People like you take the fun out of this community
Re:Apple has completed its acquisition of Shazam by DonHopkins on Tuesday September 25, 2018 @05:20PM (#18070584)
An Abderite sees a eunuch talking with a woman and asks him if she's his wife. The guy responds that a eunuch is unable to have a wife. "Ah, so she's your daughter?"