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Re:Short Selling Is Tough Business by rootusrootus on Tuesday September 18, 2018 @05:11PM (#18019165)
Because if you are in a position where you might plausibly give investment advice, and you make a statement that could conceivably be construed as investment advice by the authorities, you may find yourself running afoul of the law. So just like a lawyer making comments about legal choices, you make it explicit that you're not acting as a professional advisor.
Re:Short Selling Is Tough Business by Y_Y on Tuesday September 18, 2018 @06:43PM (#18019927)
I am your lawyer and investment advisor, and this is legal and investment and skincare advice.

Short APPL, pay your taxes, wear sunscreen.

Re:Short Selling Is Tough Business by lloyd-christmas on Tuesday September 18, 2018 @07:04PM (#18020068)
Congrats, that's 3 years in jail†. Enjoy your time!

†I am not a lawyer. This is not legal advice.

Re:Short Selling Is Tough Business by stale2002 on Tuesday September 18, 2018 @11:07PM (#18021353)
How much money do you want to bet against me, that he will not actually end up in jail for 3 years because of this off the cuff statement?

I'll give you 10 to 1 odds, up to 10K.

Re:Short Selling Is Tough Business by rootusrootus on Tuesday September 18, 2018 @11:13PM (#18021392)
Hahahaha, this is comedy gold.

I have no idea how important the disclaimers really are, but they are definitely popular. Maybe just paranoia.

Edit: it was funnier before you edited it and made it more serious...

Re:Short Selling Is Tough Business by stale2002 on Tuesday September 18, 2018 @11:22PM (#18021439)
Ugg, I know. Sometimes I get too involved in explaining a concept, and that ruins the joke. Ive Editted it back.
Re:Short Selling Is Tough Business by mehrdadn on Tuesday September 18, 2018 @05:39PM (#18019386)
Is there any precedent for this kind of short disclaimer saving someone's legal rear as a defense?
Re:Short Selling Is Tough Business by mikestew on Tuesday September 18, 2018 @05:44PM (#18019430)
In order for there to be a history, there would first be a few obstacles to get over: "What are you, stupid? I said it wasn't investment advice. Sue if you want, good luck finding a lawyer to take the case."

Okay, potential plaintiff found a lawyer who will take the case. It would still need to go before a judge who didn't immediately laugh it out of the court room.

After all that, then you might find a court case recorded somewhere. Let us know what you find.

Re:Short Selling Is Tough Business by noonespecial on Tuesday September 18, 2018 @05:45PM (#18019451)
It might work more like a fence. It's hard for me to get a count of how many not-dogs are in my yard right now that my fence successfully kept out.
Re:Short Selling Is Tough Business by lloyd-christmas on Tuesday September 18, 2018 @06:55PM (#18020022)
I'm not sure of any precedent, but the disclaimer isn't just a "don't hold me to it" liability insurance. There are certain certifications required related to various types of products and recommendations (primarily Series 6, 7, 65, and 66). If they don't have that certification and act in that role, it's not just oops-you-can-sue-me liability, it's an actual possibility of jail time.