Re:Elon Musk emails employees about 'extensive and damaging ...
by tlavoie on Tuesday June 19, 2018 @12:50PM
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Yup, we had two approaches. You could send out an "I love purple flowers" email to everyone, or the victim would be "Hoffed." That meant setting the desktop background to that picture of David Hasselhoff, nude with strategically-placed pups.
Re:Elon Musk emails employees about 'extensive and damaging ...
by simonbw on Tuesday June 19, 2018 @11:36AM
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I worked at a place that did something similar. If you walked away from your unlocked computer, when you came back you might find you'd sent an email to everyone in the office saying that you're buying lunch today.
Re:Elon Musk emails employees about 'extensive and damaging ...
by softawre on Tuesday June 19, 2018 @12:08PM
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Yeah, this is funny, but a bad idea. You getting on somebody elses workstation, under their login - what happens if they are doing bad shit to the company? Now you have to explain why you were seen on their workstation.
Re:Elon Musk emails employees about 'extensive and damaging ...
by glenneroo on Tuesday June 19, 2018 @07:38PM
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We used to do this at LAN parties in the 90s... of course goatse was the preferred background. People quickly learned never to leave their seats for more than 30 seconds. Most people would just do a 5-10 minute power-nap in their chairs.
Re:Elon Musk emails employees about 'extensive and damaging ...
by mcv on Wednesday June 20, 2018 @03:01AM
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Why not simply lock the screen?
Re:Elon Musk emails employees about 'extensive and damaging ...
by glenneroo on Wednesday June 20, 2018 @05:59AM
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AFAIK lock screen ability was only available on Windows NT and we were all running Windows 95/98 which didn't have a workstation lock feature.
Re:Elon Musk emails employees about 'extensive and damaging ...
by woliveirajr on Tuesday June 19, 2018 @10:18AM
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Doesn't even need to use unicorns or something gross, the simple fact that the person was perceived as a "he got caught" is enought. Yes, shaming has its uses...
Maybe not the most technical solution to this, but one of my previous employers had a workplace culture of setting the desktop background to a rainbow with unicorns if someone left their computer unlocked. Sometimes even teams of two would work together to pwn some of the more alert members, by temporarily keeping them distracted while the other "attacker" did the business.
3 or more fails and the background bumped up to something pretty gross that nobody wanted, simply as a practical matter.
I actually thought gamifying it made it pretty fun, and at least for workstation locking, we were elite. Even today I'm sharp about it. Maybe it could be extended to physical access to areas as well.